*Teacher Joke* "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate […]
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Wedding Joke
Wedding Joke Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.” Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment,then […]
Short Jokes – Must see
" Laughter is an instant vacation"–Merlin Berke *************** Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday *************** Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?Customer: What other colors do you have? *************** Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. […]
Hotel Jokes – Short and sweet
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. *************** Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either. *************** Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave! […]
Husband & Wife – Jokes
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me! *************** Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it. *************** Father: Your teacher says she […]
Q and A Jokes
1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY 3. Three FASTEST […]
Know Your Customer – Very Nice and funny
Know Your Customers: A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" The salesman explained "When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. […]
IT Engineer’s wedding Invitation
G.Bush Stamp Problem – Joke of Century
Can’t Sell Then Eat Shit !!!
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. “Madam, if I could not clean […]