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Husband and Wife Joke – Very Funny

  *Break Into the House* A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my […]

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The deaf and teacher Joke – Funny

  *Teacher Joke* "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate […]

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Wedding Joke

 Wedding Joke Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.” Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a  moment,then […]

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Short Jokes – Must see

  " Laughter is an instant vacation"–Merlin Berke *************** Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday ***************   Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?Customer: What other colors do you have? *************** Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. […]

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Hotel Jokes – Short and sweet

    Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. ***************   Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either. ***************   Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave! […]

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Husband & Wife – Jokes

 Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me! ***************   Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it. ***************   Father: Your teacher says she […]

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Q and A Jokes

  1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY   3. Three FASTEST […]

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Know Your Customer – Very Nice and funny

Know Your Customers: A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" The salesman explained "When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. […]

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