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Miser famly – Using Coffin – Joke

An old lady died in USA, where she was staying with her daughter. Daughter made arrangements for the body to be sent back to her home country. On top of the coffin was a letter which said:- Dear Brother, I am sending Mom’s body to Bangladesh, as it was her wish to be buried in […]

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Types of Wives – Computerized

CD-ROM WIFE  She is always faster and faster. EMAIL WIFE  Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense . HARD DISK WIFE  She remembers everything, FOREVER   INTERNET WIFE  Difficult to access   MULTIMEDIA WIFE  She make horrible thing look beautiful SCREENSAVER WIFE She is good for nothing but at least she is fun RAM […]

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Who should Speak first?

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie (Jinn) appears. The genie says, “Normally, I grant three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish […]

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Why Some Men Have Dogs?

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. […]

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25 years ago……How it changed everything

25 years ago…… .. Times surely have changed   A program was … a television show An application was .. for employment Windows were….. something u hated to clean A cusor … used profanity A keyboard was …a piano Memory was….. something u lost with age A CD was… a bank account If u unzipped […]

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Positive Outlook !!!

How to start your day with a positive outlook Open a new file in your PC. Name it as “Boss”. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?” Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly…. Feel better? […]

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Who is the Auditor? – Funny Story

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, ‘If […]

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