A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair on January 26. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical “dihydrogen monoxide.” And for plenty of good reasons, since it can: 1. cause excessive sweating […]
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Short Funny Jokes
Once a teacher said to the children:When I will ask you a question give the answer very fast. Teacher:What is the capital of India? Child:Very fast ————————————————————————————————- One day a man saw a beggar on the street. He went to him and said “If you stop begging I will pay you Rs 1000 per month”. […]
The State Mental Hospital – Funny Joke
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, […]
Funny Inheritance Joke
The Old Professor poses the following problem to one of his classes: “A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his brother, and the rest to his wife. Now, what does each get?” After a very long silence in the classroom, Little […]
Ten Dollars is Ten Dollars- Joke
A man and a woman go to the carnival every year. Every time the man says,”Anna can we ride them airplanes that goes up for a couple of minutes then comes back down?” The woman always replied by saying,”We don`t need to spend any extra money on them airplanes,its to expensive.Ten dollars is ten dollars. […]
The Trainee – Joke
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone – “Get me a coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?” […]
Words Women Use – Interesting
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around […]
Job Interview – Very Funny
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of Texas A&M, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The Engineer said, “In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package […]
Brain Costs -Joke
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I am the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces, “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is […]
Height of Forgetfulness – Joke
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?” “Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques – visualization, association – it’s made a big difference for me.” “That’s great! What was the name of […]