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New Company Policy – Hilarious

NEW COMPANY POLICY EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, […]

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Mix Santa – Banta jokes

Mix Santa – Banta jokes Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards ! ********** Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck […]

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LIVE WITHOUT WOMAN

Life without WOMANS……    *********************        The result      Markets silent…  Streets empty…  The police at rest…  All mobile companies in loss…  No sms …  No Flowers…  No Valentine…  No Candles…  No Perfumes…  Not many vehicles on road      All the MAN directly to Heaven . . .

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Teacher Jokes – Very Funny

Teacher : “Now if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?” Student : “Brotherly love”. Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?” Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”. Teacher : ” Can anybody give […]

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Teacher Jokes Part 2- Very Funny

Teacher : “Which is more important to us the or the moon?” Pupil : “The moon”. Teacher : “Why?” Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”. Teacher : “What do you call a person […]

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Boy & Girl – Funny Conversations

BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me… GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people […]

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More short Jokes

Girl "…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"   Boy: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".   Waiter :- Would you like to Have BLACK COFFEE..  COUSTOMER : "What other colors do you have?"   My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.  […]

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Death and Celebration – Very Funny

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,…. “Rest in Peace.” The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake […]

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Wrong person – Funny Joke

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,…. "Rest in Peace."   The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.   After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake […]

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