1. A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. Johnny stands up- we must find & stop her!. 2. Johnny-why r all these people running? Man– This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Johnny-If only the winner will get the cup, […]
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Marriage Lesson – Joke
David had his wife Karen had just completed 35 years of married life. During a party, David was asked to by his friends the benefits of a being married for such long duration. “Tell us David, what have you learned from all these wonderful years with your wife?” David responds, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is […]
Short Jokes – Fast Fun
Girl : Will you love me after marriage also? Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me. ————————————————– Doctor : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife : When must I give them to him? Doctor : They are for you. ————————————————– Position of a […]
Indian Hell – Joke
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, “What do they do here?” He was told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails […]
Did I Read The Sign Right? – Very Funny
Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR […]
Motivational Quotes
Motivational Quotes Often when we lose hope And Think this is the end, Remember it’s just a bend, Not the end! A blind person asked Swami Vivekanand: “Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?” He replied: “Yes, losing your vision!” When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, And sometimes, […]
The Loud Wife – Joke
A man is speeding down the freeway when he’s stopped by a police car and has to pull over. “Do you realize you were doing 80 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?” asks the policeman. “That’s impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit,” replies the driver. The driver’s wife butts in and says, […]
Facts about Marriage – Very Funny
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the friends party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes I […]
The Psychological Diagnosis – Joke
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking about a specific condition, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A […]
A Short Inspirational Story
A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing. He asked her what was wrong and she replied, “I wanted to buy a red […]