In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant:
“You didn’t bring your attorney(Laywer) today?”
“No, your honor. I’ve decided to tell the truth.
What are the 3 most frequent questions a lawyer asks?
“How much money do you have?”
“Where can you get more?”
“Do you have anything you can sell?”
Two lawyers, a father and son, talk in the office:
“Dad, I can’t believe I’ve lost that case. I don’t know what to do!”
“Don’t worry, son. Lawyers never lose. The client is the one who lost.”