After being married for 25 years a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H…. I, J, K.”
She asks…… “What does that mean?”
He said, “Admirable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, Honey.
She smiled happily and said….”Oh, that’s so lovely…..
What about I, J, K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
His eye is still swollen….but it will get better….
At dinner party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”
Most Wives Give Their Husbands Sound Advice.
“99% Sound, 1% Advice!