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A Jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Google. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

‘You are employed’ he said. Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.The man replied ‘But I don’t have a computer, neither an email’.’I’m sorry’, said the HR manager. If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.’

The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go every day earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US …
He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied, ‘I don’t have an email.’ The broker answered curiously, ‘You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!’ The man thought for a while and replied, ‘Yes, I’d be an office boy at Google!’

Moral of the story

Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.

Moral 2
If you don’t have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl, than a millionaire. ………

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71 Responses to Want a job in Google?

  1. Mubarek Alamin85 February 8, 2012 at 7:58 PM #

    Smart!

  2. Nabil February 8, 2012 at 5:43 PM #

    Translated by Nabil Hammad

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    • Ramzy Law February 10, 2012 at 12:13 PM #

      ????? ????? ????? ????

    • Sara February 10, 2012 at 8:02 PM #

      Great Translation Nabil !!

      Are you a translator with us?

      2012/2/8 Disqus

  3. Anonymous February 8, 2012 at 3:35 PM #

    If i become an office boy at MS and get 2500-5000$ / month I’d be very lucky
    I won’t need to be a millionaire

  4. Yakub February 8, 2012 at 2:21 PM #

    So, hopefully I received this story from an office boy(Sender of this story).

  5. Khan February 8, 2012 at 1:33 PM #

    this is my life

  6. Nas February 8, 2012 at 1:10 PM #

    Inspiring…
    Though if I didn’t had an e-mail ID, I wouldn’t have received this e-mail from SARA!!!
    Thanks Sara…

  7. nguyen89 February 8, 2012 at 11:17 AM #

    that was nice sarah..

  8. Irshadazeez February 8, 2012 at 11:10 AM #

    This is non other than famous wallmart!
    True story

  9. Ismail February 8, 2012 at 9:22 AM #

    Very interesting. And motivational.

  10. Fatmaozcelik90 February 8, 2012 at 8:57 AM #

    Really it was very nice..I hope, Everybody should read this story.. Because of, it can be help us for our life..

  11. Shahzad Shahid February 8, 2012 at 8:50 AM #

    wonderful. its most superb and emotional story i have ever heard

  12. Asad February 8, 2012 at 8:24 AM #

    allah help those who help thm salf

  13. Ahmad G Anis February 8, 2012 at 7:38 AM #

    nice story, he was lucky, this not always the case, & it should not be encouraging young people not to have internet

  14. Ibrahimkeloth February 8, 2012 at 6:47 AM #

    it is good story, but main think is who are ready to work hard he will get the benefit  

  15. Ibrahimkeloth February 8, 2012 at 6:47 AM #

    it is good story, but main think is who are ready to work hard he will get the benefit  

  16. asharaf kuzhivilayil February 8, 2012 at 6:35 AM #

    earthly gains,not on the basis of certain qualifications or lyke some thing…it is purely destiny……either good or worse…….

  17. VENKYMECHZ January 22, 2012 at 6:49 AM #

    I THINK ITS REAL

  18. Abier July 5, 2011 at 8:02 PM #

    wow nice!!

  19. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni July 5, 2011 at 3:44 PM #

    WOW lol that was interesting and so true! 🙂
    thanks

  20. alaa July 5, 2011 at 1:40 PM #

    that is very nice and true, technology is not everything.

  21. nacira July 1, 2011 at 8:45 PM #

    It’s my translation work, I hop that all person will read it , enjoy my work
    my comment about this story, never give up for the first obstacle in your life like this man.

  22. nacira July 1, 2011 at 8:29 PM #

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    • Starofoman February 8, 2012 at 3:25 PM #

      My instructor told Not to trust It when training Position

    • Ramzy Law February 10, 2012 at 12:12 PM #

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  23. Sharafotp February 7, 2011 at 11:16 AM #

    nice

  24. Anonymous February 7, 2011 at 6:04 AM #

    I enjoyed this, it is so true & relates to LIFE 🙂

    • Sara February 7, 2011 at 6:11 AM #

      Thanks Wahab

  25. Nouman January 7, 2011 at 10:17 AM #

    Mashallah ….This story is very nice and Hard working is very important for success in life.

  26. Roy Dilawer Khan December 22, 2010 at 12:17 PM #

    Superb….! Great emphatic ending….”thought for a while, would have been an office boy!!!!!””

  27. sheeth December 17, 2010 at 8:59 PM #

    As the trash workers used to say “”Darn it, computers are not going to take over every job!”. Inspiring. If only it could be so easy for all. But is ‘rich’ the sole universal ambition nowadays?

  28. Sabreena Nowarah December 10, 2010 at 3:54 PM #

    ya like it

  29. Sabreena Nowarah December 10, 2010 at 3:51 PM #

    it rely nice

  30. Taher M Dodh August 27, 2010 at 11:52 AM #

    very interesting and sounds factual

  31. Akbar June 4, 2010 at 5:06 AM #

    There only way to became a office boy. That we should have an emailid

  32. usman abdulkader May 16, 2010 at 4:35 PM #

    selling tomato is better than selling medicines,vast experience says.

  33. Anfaz May 12, 2010 at 1:54 PM #

    very good stort

  34. saleh May 1, 2010 at 11:55 AM #

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  36. Ahmed Nazem April 20, 2010 at 1:42 PM #

    Its a very nice story….Thanks

  37. moon khan April 20, 2010 at 11:55 AM #

    nice story plz send me more stories that r lesson for us. the man can create an opportunity and become an entrepreneur. thats fantastic

  38. Ahmed April 11, 2010 at 11:14 PM #

    nice joke
    it would have been nice with him if he would have started selling fishes or may be chickens
    or may be eggs
    the best part would have been, that he did was in America and if this would have done in Afghanistan what would have made him there. in all of the cases he would have become the ………..

  39. gulshan April 10, 2010 at 12:18 AM #

    great, no words

    very simple , very true
    but
    HARDWORKING and tawakal on GOD, kasha hamain bhi aysa tawakaul hasil ho jaeeye (with no hope hum bhi tomatoes baichin……..
    any way thank u for this cute great story

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    there is an afruitfull
    go ahead

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    MOHAMMAD
    DUBAI

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