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How to find a Husband – Nice Story

A “Husband Shopping Center” has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch:  As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last husband, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – You are visitor number 123,974,389 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.

 This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day.

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66 Responses to How to find a Husband – Nice Story

  1. Abdul Ben September 12, 2017 at 1:48 PM #

    I really like it , It is a great wisdom, a human must determine what he wants before he enters the field of choices

  2. SHUAIB K.O January 4, 2013 at 12:09 PM #

    Thank U sara,the joke has just taught us to be contented with whatever,we have as there’s no perfection anywhere. If U continue to search,U may never get a perfect man.

    • Ali - Admin January 5, 2013 at 12:30 AM #

      Rightly said Shuaib.

  3. Wasim October 3, 2012 at 12:55 PM #

    made a man confident / motivated and successful is always in the hands of women…but women usually preffer ready-made things as the other way require some efforts and sacrifications.

  4. Sonah October 2, 2012 at 1:26 PM #

    , when you have little you want more, when you have more you want still more.When youlose everything, you then realise little was enough.

    • Ali - Admin October 5, 2012 at 11:20 PM #

      philosophically said. 🙂

    • usuf March 14, 2013 at 6:32 AM #

      very deep i like it thx

  5. Pritpal Singh Jhutti September 18, 2012 at 5:20 PM #

    that was funny
    I tell you guys out there pleasing a woman is a toughest job in this world….
    really……..

  6. Zafar Iqbal August 31, 2012 at 10:21 PM #

    Ha! Ha! This would equally apply to a wife-hunting place!!!!!!!!!!!!

    We are never satisfied with what we have! Than is human nature!

  7. rahma August 27, 2012 at 2:42 AM #

    its very actual that happend most of people look for the best thing and its a good adjective
    *but okay its too nice

  8. Ahmad Ibraheem August 22, 2012 at 3:51 PM #

    In fraud; the greedy is always the victim. What more would she have wanted of a husband, besides those qualities @the 4th floor? Riches?
    It‘s why curiosity always kills the cat!
    A nice one, Sara!

    • Sara - Admin August 24, 2012 at 7:50 PM #

      Glad you liked it, Ahmad!

  9. Mubarek AL-Amin August 20, 2012 at 9:03 PM #

    M.o.s.t. likely. not. Available. Z.z.Z.z. Store..

  10. sharif123 August 20, 2012 at 7:03 PM #

    Sara, what’s would you do if u were asked to visit the husband mart? Just curiosity.

    • Sara - Admin August 24, 2012 at 7:51 PM #

      Is there a husband mart?

  11. Ayman El Hassan August 20, 2012 at 2:04 PM #

    my wife Chosed me from the first floor
    she is better than me & I can’t understand
    her after 12 years of Married
    I am Lost ?

    • madooo12 August 21, 2012 at 5:03 AM #

      no, as long as you both love each other

      • Ayman El Hassan August 21, 2012 at 11:41 AM #

        We love each other Other, But there is something
        brocken in our relation & I need to fix it but I am not
        able to do that I will do my best to fix it soon but I need
        advice help and I need her to forgive me

        thanks for your reply & Support
        Hope things go well
        Best Regards

        • madooo12 August 22, 2012 at 1:22 AM #

          you just need to talk, that’s human nature, if your wife really loves you, she will forget anything bad you ever did, just try to show her your love and appreciation, try to be cheerful and avoid being angry or shouting, god allowed men to lie to their wives to make them happy, tell her how much you love her and that you appreciate what she does (wives do lots of things)

          Hope things go well too

          • Zuabir August 22, 2012 at 6:34 PM #

            Please do not discuss your personal matters.

  12. atta June 13, 2012 at 12:50 PM #

    women like husbands who help ,serve.satisfy them

  13. Rabah June 2, 2012 at 12:40 PM #

    men have to accept women as you are . it is impossible to stisfy them.
    but,
    you must listen,
    do not say:NO,
    accept what they say,
    and be strong, laddies, women and girls do not like aweak man.

  14. Kailula May 4, 2012 at 5:19 PM #

    This teaches always to be contented with what you have or you are, eying ahead could lead to total lose.

  15. MSM.SORONDINKI April 26, 2012 at 3:58 PM #

    The take from this story is to indicate that one should not push his luck to far, people who do that often ends of the worse for it. just as our rasul(saw) has commended try to be moderate in life as moderation is love by God.
    a good story and agreat lesson in life- shows greed is abad omen for any one who try it.

  16. Dr. Md. Golam Mostafa April 14, 2012 at 9:01 AM #

    It seems to me that the lady was a researcher, wanted to study every floor, and concluded what action would be the best for her. Since there was no rule that she might not be allowed to go shopping for the second time, she would now the best option to go to the right floor to choose the best husband. I congratulate the all ladies for their correct decision they made.

  17. lovely yaqubi April 10, 2012 at 12:38 PM #

    hahahahaahahah that is really nice story but i think all human have this kind of expectation to choose something better……..

  18. mbb April 3, 2012 at 4:55 PM #

    Sure this was expected as most woman are always demanding and there is the hadith that most of them will be occupants of Jahannum.
    Hope its not you for sure.

  19. M N Khokher March 5, 2012 at 8:40 PM #

    woman i say….!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Yunus March 2, 2012 at 9:41 AM #

    i will exit the building and enter again since i now know better. Afterall am not forbidden from coming again.

    • Ian August 20, 2012 at 6:45 PM #

      But Yunus , you should be looking for a wife not husband. Atleast ur name suggests that. 😉

  21. Yunus March 2, 2012 at 9:41 AM #

    i will exit the building and enter again since i now know better. Afterall am not forbidden from coming again.

  22. SyrianGirl February 28, 2012 at 9:02 PM #

    Am glad that am not like those women. I pick the best from the beginning without looking after or further 

    • Ian August 20, 2012 at 6:46 PM #

      but best is not in the beginning . its on 4th

  23. ali murtuza February 28, 2012 at 6:46 AM #

    thats really amazing !!! infact true

  24. Anonymous February 27, 2012 at 7:06 AM #

    nice

  25. khaleefa February 26, 2012 at 6:48 AM #

    such a nice story,when i start to read about the 2nd and 3rd floor i was expect there is beatiful message in 5th floor,,nice to read this story

  26. feelingsrock February 24, 2012 at 8:49 PM #

    life is cruel but dont worry..in your heart lies the key…to unwind all the secrets..for you and me…

  27. Abid Mir February 23, 2012 at 3:17 PM #

    As it is old saying….. 2 wise women = 1 foolish man

  28. Bdrughousse February 23, 2012 at 12:37 PM #

    Hahahahah……………..:)

  29. Bazz February 23, 2012 at 8:34 AM #

    Sriesly it’s funny .Women are very hard to be pleased and also grateful of what men do for them lol.

    • Bazz February 23, 2012 at 8:35 AM #

      seriously*

    • Bazz February 23, 2012 at 8:35 AM #

      seriously*

    • Sara February 25, 2012 at 1:21 PM #

      Even men are hard to please 🙂

      • Faiz China August 20, 2012 at 12:18 PM #

        Haha Sara Finally you broke your silcence. Its true that both category have “hard to please people”, we cannot blame only women.

        • annonomous November 3, 2012 at 8:33 PM #

          truly said

  30. Safisha2008 February 23, 2012 at 7:20 AM #

    Expectation is high for every women…

  31. Dr.maya October 20, 2011 at 8:20 PM #

    thanks GOD .. i’m not that kind of women

    • Imranhussain_kn February 23, 2012 at 8:40 AM #

      if u r not of that kind surely u’ll have good one ….

    • M N Khokher March 5, 2012 at 8:42 PM #

      you mean u are not a woman??? 😛 (it was a bad joke.. don’t mind)

  32. Selma Snoussi April 18, 2011 at 5:15 AM #

    thats realy

  33. Ahmed Abdel Hameed Shamikh April 17, 2011 at 10:29 AM #

    hahahahahahahahahah , so true ! greed always Leeds to nothing .no one is perfect but God.

  34. life April 12, 2011 at 8:51 PM #

    hey women!!! no one is perfect but God.

  35. naz April 11, 2011 at 8:39 AM #

    she should go to an other office

  36. acme April 11, 2011 at 8:37 AM #

    it mean search never ends but people should be contented to live with a person of suitable qualities.

    • Ali April 11, 2011 at 10:29 AM #

      Rightly said Acme.

  37. Ayman April 5, 2011 at 10:36 AM #

    Typically…this is the situation 🙂

  38. Baba March 30, 2011 at 9:08 PM #

    this re-affirms that there exist no perfect soul mate

  39. Raja_tariq March 29, 2011 at 6:42 PM #

    ugly story

    • Raja_tariq March 29, 2011 at 6:43 PM #

      there is more than that

  40. Abdirubah March 29, 2011 at 5:23 PM #

    it means we don’t recognize opportunity at the right time at the right place

  41. ABDLL March 29, 2011 at 3:59 PM #

    nice one

  42. Ibrahimtirur March 29, 2011 at 3:27 PM #

    The woman is created with such a quality. We have to adjust with.

  43. Mr_gntl March 29, 2011 at 9:36 AM #

    it means no woman can be satesfyed 🙂

  44. Sweety_m21 March 29, 2011 at 9:07 AM #

    hahaha nice one:):):)

  45. Omer March 29, 2011 at 7:56 AM #

    its cool

  46. Mohammad Al-Ayoubi March 29, 2011 at 6:15 AM #

    Did you translate the joke to English or you found it English ?

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