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Don’t copy if u can’t paste

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”. The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”


Laughter and applause.

A week later
, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.

He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!”

The wife went; “ah!” with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out”…and I can’t remember who she was!”

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water


Moral of the story: Don’t copy if you can’t paste!

 

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7 Responses to Don’t copy if u can’t paste

  1. Sonah September 28, 2012 at 11:41 AM #

    Sense of humour is an art and a gift not many can master.

  2. Sonah September 28, 2012 at 11:39 AM #

    Humour is an art and a gift not many can have mastery.

  3. Sonah September 28, 2012 at 11:38 AM #

    Humour is an art and a , not many can have mastery.

  4. Tahir Naseem August 20, 2012 at 6:54 PM #

    well !
    It’s totally non sense to tease wives when u are not in ur senses.

    HAPPY EID DAY.

  5. abdul September 13, 2010 at 12:50 AM #

    very smart man

  6. shajahan.nk May 16, 2010 at 1:47 PM #

    wah it’s nice like this wives paste u r face if u dont know how to copy

  7. Stuffed brain March 31, 2010 at 12:34 PM #

    Yeah, you’re totally right

    Copying others words is awful thing, each one of us has his own way of telling things and the one who’s telling the story may change the whole meaning of it by the way he tells it.

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