Men Vs. Women – Very Funny !!!

malefemaleDid You Know?!  A woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes” and a Man’s “I’ll be home in 5 minutes” are exactly the same !

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need, because it’s on sale.

Women always have the last word in an argument.
Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman worries about the future — until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future — until he gets a wife.

Men are vain; they will check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, and bald heads

When purchasing a shampoo:

Women look for: Effectiveness, Brand, Smell, what it does to hair, Ingredients, Color, Quality, Design, Recommendations, Reviews, Quantity, popularity
Men look for: It says Shampoo

Women lie about their age, Men lie about their Income

A woman makes a list of things she needs, then goes out to the store and buys those things.
A Man waits till there is nothing left in the fridge, then goes grocery shopping and buys everything that looks good.

If Rosy, Jane and Tanya go out for lunch, they will call each other Rosy, Jane and Tanya.
If John, Mike and Paul go out they will call each other Scrappy, Big Bear and KingKong

A man has five items in his bathroom — a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 247. A man cannot identify most of these items.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

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32 Responses to Men Vs. Women – Very Funny !!!

  1. MAG Chowdry July 23, 2017 at 10:54 AM #

    The main difference between men & women is; one understands & implements & the other implements and tries to understand. Guess the Gender.

  2. Hussain Haji July 20, 2017 at 3:06 PM #

    I don’t agree with some of what has come in men vs woment, may be possible only with some /or in berocrats family cause now a days life requitement has changed and it dose not permit that.

  3. sahir June 16, 2014 at 10:28 AM #

    Awsome!!! refreshed myself after reading this article..amazing facts

  4. khaled ismail May 14, 2014 at 1:27 PM #

    very funny, some othem are really true.

  5. Hakeem April 23, 2014 at 7:33 PM #

    I have seen most of the women won’t do extravaganza shopping. They save better then husband.

  6. nazmat1 April 3, 2014 at 2:16 PM #

    the last one is awsome

  7. mohnooh April 2, 2014 at 3:18 PM #

    Awesome. . Thank you for these jokes

  8. nazmat1 March 31, 2014 at 1:09 PM #

    This is a fact

  9. muhammadakbarmy March 29, 2014 at 1:38 PM #

    true. thank you. this is the best site for jokes i guess

  10. leoalam March 26, 2014 at 12:53 PM #

    true research

  11. Jamil Ahmed March 25, 2014 at 10:43 PM #


  12. Jamil Ahmed March 25, 2014 at 10:22 PM #

    Very nice!!!!!

  13. Saad March 25, 2014 at 4:27 PM #

    This one is nothing less than OUTSTANDING… 😛

  14. muhammadakbarmy March 25, 2014 at 4:19 PM #

    Thank You Very Much.

  15. mujahid_1071 March 24, 2014 at 3:34 PM #

    no comments…
    because fact is fact.

    • Adnan Yaghmour July 22, 2017 at 2:35 PM #

      In spanish they say : A las mujeres cuanto mas te acercas de ellas menos las entenderas . Which means The more you become near to wonen ,the less you understand them

  16. Syed A K Ahmed March 6, 2014 at 12:34 AM #

    Good research.
    one doubt. are you Sara or Sana?

  17. Surinder Mehta February 9, 2014 at 4:18 PM #

    A pat on the back for the one who thought about it

  18. anis ahmad February 9, 2014 at 2:45 PM #

    these are not joke In fact truth

  19. Salman wazabi February 7, 2014 at 11:57 AM #

    OMGOSH, this is so realistic. well as am concern I will either go way round.

  20. amina January 25, 2014 at 7:43 PM #

    are you serious? please, do not send this kind of messages, it s misogynist . it’s not funny!

    • Ian January 26, 2014 at 2:58 PM #

      With all respect sister Amina, I am not questioning your judgment or sense of humor but my sister sitting beside me is laughing after reading the above article. She finds the comparison funny.
      I would like to say men are the most idiot creatures on earth (if this brings smile on your face)

      • Syed A K Ahmed March 6, 2014 at 12:37 AM #

        Ha Ha, agreed

  21. Halal Jobs January 24, 2014 at 8:41 PM #

    cool… 🙂

  22. Shakil January 24, 2014 at 11:15 AM #

    lots of truth there, even if it looks funny.

  23. Salem January 24, 2014 at 10:30 AM #

    Very Nice observations

  24. Salem January 24, 2014 at 10:30 AM #

    Very Nice obdevations

  25. Fadhl January 23, 2014 at 7:07 PM #

    Thank you very much…
    Your jokes are very interesting and usefull.

  26. Anonymous January 23, 2014 at 5:45 PM #

    Good observations!! Lol!!!