Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
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Both of you stand together separately
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Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside ?
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Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself
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I have 2 sons both are boys
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Give me a red pen of any color
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The Examiner is revolving in the corridor
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All of you stand in a straight circle
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Open the window – Let the AIRFORCE come in
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Mother: I heard u failed in English?
Son: It is unpossible..
I saw the result yesterday…
I Passed away
I take pity on poor English being thrashed so badly. It seems to be a dead language.
Nice. Try this also: the job is difficult the man.
Bad English is still bad English. Some of these are hilarious and others are a mistranslation of an English joke.
Good ones 😛
It’s truly termed DEMISE but humorous reading etc
Nice one, after all it is English.
FFJ asked me in the quiz the past tense form of “Thank”. I thought and thought and finally replied “Thaked”
Sorry but it should have been past tense of think not thank..
Hahahaha… very nice.
Haha. Good ones. 🙂
LOL, nice jokes
English will die
yeeeeeeeeeeee cheeeez…. hahahahahaha
Total demise….hahahah
So Cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Very funny. Thats english.
nice jokes with logic…
very funny
lol very funny
Lol. The monkey one is the most hilarious 🙂
Yes very soon correct Eengliishh died tomorrow