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Demise of English Language !

checkoutPick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.

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Both of you stand together separately

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Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside ?

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Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself

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I have 2 sons both are boys

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Give me a red pen of any color

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The Examiner is revolving in the corridor

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All of you stand in a straight circle

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Open the window – Let the AIRFORCE come in

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Mother: I heard u failed in English?
Son: It is unpossible.. 
I saw the result yesterday… 
I Passed away

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21 Responses to Demise of English Language !

  1. Sabahuddin July 15, 2017 at 12:56 PM #

    I take pity on poor English being thrashed so badly. It seems to be a dead language.

  2. Usman July 14, 2017 at 12:53 PM #

    Nice. Try this also: the job is difficult the man.

  3. Rahqi April 1, 2016 at 2:41 PM #

    Bad English is still bad English. Some of these are hilarious and others are a mistranslation of an English joke.

  4. owais siddiqui May 13, 2014 at 2:59 PM #

    Good ones 😛

    • Abdul Rehman April 1, 2016 at 2:47 PM #

      It’s truly termed DEMISE but humorous reading etc

  5. Hakeem April 23, 2014 at 7:30 PM #

    Nice one, after all it is English.

  6. sharf123i April 19, 2014 at 10:57 AM #

    FFJ asked me in the quiz the past tense form of “Thank”. I thought and thought and finally replied “Thaked”

    • Afiya April 2, 2016 at 6:20 AM #

      Sorry but it should have been past tense of think not thank..

  7. Samra April 14, 2014 at 11:34 AM #

    Hahahaha… very nice.

  8. Saad April 10, 2014 at 5:29 PM #

    Haha. Good ones. 🙂

  9. Smile March 31, 2014 at 4:04 PM #

    LOL, nice jokes

  10. muhammadakbarmy March 27, 2014 at 6:00 PM #

    English will die

  11. Muneeb March 26, 2014 at 2:32 PM #

    yeeeeeeeeeeee cheeeez…. hahahahahaha

  12. leoalam March 26, 2014 at 11:31 AM #

    Total demise….hahahah

  13. nazmat1 March 25, 2014 at 1:39 PM #

    So Cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  14. muhammadakbarmy March 25, 2014 at 12:15 AM #

    Very funny. Thats english.

  15. mujahid_1071 March 24, 2014 at 3:26 PM #

    nice jokes with logic…

  16. khaled mohamed March 24, 2014 at 1:11 PM #

    very funny

  17. sanamd March 22, 2014 at 2:56 PM #

    lol very funny

  18. Saad March 22, 2014 at 2:20 AM #

    Lol. The monkey one is the most hilarious 🙂

  19. sharif123 March 16, 2014 at 4:56 PM #

    Yes very soon correct Eengliishh died tomorrow