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Very Funny Equations – Man & Woman

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleepTherefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman – spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who doesn’t spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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27 Responses to Very Funny Equations – Man & Woman

  1. Wasim August 2, 2012 at 4:28 PM #

    Why we humens are spreading it as there is no pride for humen in it…this should be spreaded by the donkeys.

    by the way, life require so many other things from us except eating, sleeping, earning, spending or enjoying etc.

    Iqra…

  2. Ayamouza December 30, 2011 at 11:56 PM #

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  3. Abier June 29, 2011 at 1:13 AM #

    HAHA very funny ones 😀 
    I like spending money 😉

  4. Link-potter June 28, 2011 at 12:17 PM #

    next they will be teaching this in schools , according to Funnyfunnyjokes.org we have these formulas …. hhhhhhhh

  5. Aslan June 28, 2011 at 8:48 AM #

    very interesting , thanks for sharing 

  6. Aslan June 28, 2011 at 8:48 AM #

    very interesting , thanks for sharing 

  7. Romey_1984 May 16, 2011 at 5:36 PM #

     very interesting

  8. mustafa m dodh November 18, 2010 at 4:48 PM #

    nice very nice

  9. me September 4, 2010 at 12:39 PM #

    hhhhh that’s for sure !! 😛

  10. Hafeez June 9, 2010 at 11:19 AM #

    This formula is true for atheist one. Anyone who believes on life after death exempted from this formula.

    • Inallahitrust12 July 6, 2011 at 1:22 PM #

      you’re right

  11. manoula red May 22, 2010 at 1:01 PM #

    you are absolutely correct.

  12. manoula red May 22, 2010 at 12:59 PM #

    u r absolutely correct

  13. gulshan April 24, 2010 at 11:17 AM #

    man gaey taennooo,
    is ka aik aour bhi matlab howa k hum bander(monkey) sy ziyada Donkey k rishta dar hain
    Darvin ka nazria tum nay is naiee kulay say Ghalt sabit kia hay.

    ja mouaj karooo tum ko hum (nishan e Haider aor say tamghay datay hain)

    gadha hona bander honay say tou bhter hay chalo koi sair hi kar lat hay, hahahahahahahahaaha

    any way we are happy that we are Human, thx Allah Almighty .

  14. hassan jaffer April 20, 2010 at 4:59 PM #

    hi
    thats the way i like you

  15. Fawad April 10, 2010 at 11:45 AM #

    Very nice and True. But some time I think its good to be a Donkey

  16. Aziz April 7, 2010 at 3:47 AM #

    it’s fair 4 a donkey !!!!

  17. Futoun April 7, 2010 at 12:56 AM #

    AWESOME!!
    YOU DID A FANTASTIC MATHMATICAL EFFORT HERE *_^
    KINDA TRUE THO!!

  18. TALHA April 7, 2010 at 12:16 AM #

    Wow gr8……..

  19. ahmad April 6, 2010 at 7:44 PM #

    very nice one

  20. Shehu madaki April 6, 2010 at 6:37 PM #

    Too gud

  21. huda April 1, 2010 at 2:46 AM #

    very nice , I like it .

  22. MOAZZAM March 28, 2010 at 7:06 PM #

    VERY TRUE!!!!!!

  23. Hayam Madany March 25, 2010 at 4:17 AM #

    wonderfull

  24. sunny March 24, 2010 at 11:00 AM #

    Very good.
    equations are 2 gud

  25. bayo adedokun March 22, 2010 at 12:51 AM #

    so interestng, thank God am not Donkey neither my wife.

  26. soso March 21, 2010 at 6:27 AM #

    NOT GOOD

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