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Second Best Joke – Winner – Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping.

They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”


60 Responses to Second Best Joke – Winner – Sherlock Holmes

  1. Babar Malik January 28, 2012 at 4:37 AM #

    haha.. very funny…..

  2. Sohaib Inam January 25, 2012 at 4:09 PM #

    a very old joke..but nice to hear it again 😀

  3. Sohaib Inam January 25, 2012 at 4:09 PM #

    a very old joke..but nice to hear it again 😀

  4. Ayman January 25, 2012 at 1:04 PM #

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  5. Moh_ibrahem21 January 24, 2012 at 10:48 PM #

    SARA, WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF.AND SHOW ME YOUR PICTURE. BY THE WAY YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND KIND. BEST WISHES.

    • Sara January 28, 2012 at 10:43 AM #

      Thanks!!

  6. Rania January 24, 2012 at 1:14 PM #

    hahahahaha . that`s so funny.

  7. Moiez Kabir January 24, 2012 at 11:00 AM #

    nice
    thanks sara dear

    • Sara January 28, 2012 at 10:44 AM #

      Thanks!

  8. Ajmalahamed1984 January 24, 2012 at 7:01 AM #

    ya kind of

  9. Rehanaisaani January 23, 2012 at 7:04 PM #

    toooooooooo good had hearty laugh

    thanks sara

  10. M.Asjad January 23, 2012 at 9:35 AM #

    fabulous jokes 

  11. Smkaybe January 23, 2012 at 9:11 AM #

    it means , that Holems kept company with such idiot like watson? to show his cleavernes.

  12. Umair Aslam January 23, 2012 at 8:38 AM #

    sure hahahaha 🙂

  13. Manish January 23, 2012 at 7:49 AM #

    Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!!!

  14. Jahangir Akhtar January 23, 2012 at 7:24 AM #

    you made my day,dear Sara

    • Sara January 23, 2012 at 7:29 AM #

      Thanks!

  15. M, Imran January 23, 2012 at 7:06 AM #

    Very Funny, You IDIOT someone stole our tent………….. LOLs

  16. Ayman_li January 23, 2012 at 7:04 AM #

    i wish u stope sending 2 me any thing no reason just i dont want it any more please thanks

    • Sara January 23, 2012 at 7:28 AM #

      You can unsubscribe if you don’t want any emails.
      Sorry for the inconvenience.

  17. Shahid January 23, 2012 at 7:04 AM #

    Thank you very much sara for nice mails.
    Really appreciated. glad to start a day through your mail.

    God Bless u and keep u happy ever .. 🙂

    • Sara January 23, 2012 at 7:24 AM #

      Thanks for the nice words!

  18. Haseebhamid January 23, 2012 at 6:59 AM #

    lols 😀

  19. Ramadan Mansour January 23, 2012 at 6:41 AM #

    All your jokes are nice, funny, and educative. They have moral too. Thank you Sara and please keep on. Ramadan

    • Sara January 23, 2012 at 7:26 AM #

      Thanks! Surely we will continue, God willing.

  20. DVD-KNR January 23, 2012 at 6:29 AM #

    It’s realy nice and I enjoyed.

    Thank you dear Sara.

  21. Barkat Ali Riaz January 23, 2012 at 4:49 AM #

    well, i enjoyed every time

  22. Rehan January 23, 2012 at 4:40 AM #

    really very funny……. 🙂

  23. Y2k_shahzad January 23, 2012 at 3:53 AM #

    fantastic

  24. Jasemk20 January 23, 2012 at 3:53 AM #

    Thank you Sara
    The jokes are very nice i like them

    • Sara January 23, 2012 at 7:22 AM #

      Good to know you liked it 🙂

  25. Imama January 22, 2012 at 11:59 PM #

    😀

  26. shabruh January 22, 2012 at 10:19 PM #

    hillarius

  27. Deya_saiyed January 22, 2012 at 10:05 PM #

    x)

  28. Esraa January 22, 2012 at 9:25 PM #

    very very nice,Sara
    keep up

  29. Gali January 22, 2012 at 7:30 PM #

    Very funny and educative.  Keep it up, and thank you alot.

  30. Muzaffar Awan January 22, 2012 at 7:10 PM #

    Very very good jokes , moral stories ,excellent work keep it up. Thanks

  31. Oashraf January 22, 2012 at 6:03 PM #

    It’s really funny and sensatiional

  32. Umer January 22, 2012 at 5:16 PM #

    who is Sara? may I know her or not?

    • Sara January 23, 2012 at 7:21 AM #

      you may 🙂

  33. Kamal Mohammed January 22, 2012 at 5:13 PM #

    Sara… your collections are too good…

    • Sara January 23, 2012 at 7:21 AM #

      Thanks!

  34. Abdessalamskaik January 22, 2012 at 5:04 PM #

    it is a nice one

  35. Mubarek Alamin85 January 22, 2012 at 4:53 PM #

    ZzZz*kp

  36. Samdani Waheed January 22, 2012 at 4:32 PM #

    Sara..you rockss

  37. Fakeha_komal January 22, 2012 at 3:42 PM #

    it has a moral: higher education sometimes, ruin your common sense…………….:P

  38. Iesracopk January 22, 2012 at 3:10 PM #

    Nice and new

  39. Na g Na January 22, 2012 at 2:56 PM #

    well i just came here to give you a unique visit sara and give you some bucks from you know i don’t want to mention here because it may be caught by terms and service 😉

  40. Omarmahie January 22, 2012 at 2:48 PM #

    It is so nice
    Thanks

  41. Sohel Karim January 22, 2012 at 2:22 PM #

    it’s a nice one!

  42. Raheel_com88 January 22, 2012 at 1:48 PM #

    It doesn’t make me laugh but I do appreciate ur effort 🙂

  43. Bazz January 22, 2012 at 1:44 PM #

    It realy made me laugh lol.i don’t whether it’s real story of Holmes or Sara’s jockes, but I really liked it
    thanks Sara

    • Sara January 23, 2012 at 7:19 AM #

      Thanks!

  44. Dr Balarabe A. Haruna January 22, 2012 at 1:26 PM #

    The hilarious things coming through you is uniquely funny and a huge, welcome relief to stresses all aiming to swallow us! I read all your posting to my email and will keepndoing so. Quiet apart from the fun, I learn a great deal of lessons to life which would not have been possible without this link. Thanks, and do keep it up.

    • Sara January 23, 2012 at 7:18 AM #

      Thanks a lot Dr Balarabe. Your words are a motivation for us.!

  45. Anonymous January 22, 2012 at 1:06 PM #

    nice

    once there was a driver driving a peugeot (10 passengers) car for the first time
    he was driving very fast so one of the passengers told him to slow down, the driver told him “do you know anything about peugeot cars?”, the passenger said “no”
    another passenger again told the driver to slow down, the driver told him “do you know anything about peugeot cars?”, the passenger said “no”
    again another passenger told the driver to slow down, the driver told him “do you know anything about peugeot cars?”, this time the passenger said “yes”

    then the driver told him “then how do you stop them”

    that’s the one i said i’ll tell later

    i knew many good ones like this but i don’t remember any

    i’ll post one once i do

    • Sara January 23, 2012 at 7:15 AM #

      Great Joke!!

  46. Sarif January 22, 2012 at 1:06 PM #

    It’s really beautiful.

  47. AHMED4046 January 22, 2012 at 1:01 PM #

    THANK YOU SARA

    • Sara January 23, 2012 at 7:12 AM #

      Thanks Ahmed!!

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