It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters…
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
A person no different from the rest
….except that he/she got caught.
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your confidence after .
Doctor
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Nurse
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life to be called wise after his death.
very funny descriptions, I really enjoy it
Really a true fact I loved it .
Great definations.
sara u are utlizing your brain at its fullest.good
Thanks.
very nice sarah
Very funning…I liked it.
Woow very nice dear.
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Hear, Hear. You are indeed an expert at it. cherrio.
Your definitions are funny and at the same time pithy too.
Very funny, true and near to the fact.
that is realy a great job
that is realy great jop
Very funny! The funniest for me is the #INSURANCE joke.
Thanks for the diversion!
very nice funny i laugh to much
thank u sarah
Amazing definations and also very funny, I’ve enjoyed alot! HaHaHaHaHaHa……..
Thanks Sara; You r 2 good!
Wow, sooooo true and funny