Very Funny & True Definitions


It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters…


Future tense of Marriage.

Life Insurance

A contract that keeps you poor all your life

So that you can die rich.


A banker provided by nature.


A person no different from the rest

….except that he/she got caught. 


Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 


A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


The name men give to their mistakes.


One who shakes your hand before elections and

your confidence after .


A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.


Books, which people praise, but do not read.


A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.


A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Atom Bomb

An invention to end all inventions.


A fool who torments himself during life to be called wise after his death.

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17 Responses to Very Funny & True Definitions

  1. farook sharff April 9, 2017 at 4:39 AM #

    very funny descriptions, I really enjoy it

  2. Zubair April 7, 2017 at 12:22 PM #

    Really a true fact I loved it .

  3. Ian September 16, 2012 at 7:16 PM #

    Great definations.

  4. binteislam June 26, 2012 at 9:39 AM #

    sara u are utlizing your brain at its fullest.good

    • Sara - Admin June 26, 2012 at 3:05 PM #


  5. fazila June 13, 2012 at 2:21 AM #

    very nice sarah

  6. Dr Haneef Shabab Bhatkal June 10, 2012 at 7:45 PM #

    Very funning…I liked it.

  7. Amjad Gondal June 7, 2012 at 9:50 AM #

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  8. Adam Olema June 6, 2012 at 11:06 PM #

    Hear, Hear. You are indeed an expert at it. cherrio.

  9. ahmed abbas June 6, 2012 at 7:20 PM #

    Your definitions are funny and at the same time pithy too.

  10. Shehabuddin June 6, 2012 at 7:01 PM #

    Very funny, true and near to the fact.

  11. mohsen June 6, 2012 at 6:39 PM #

    that is realy a great job

  12. mohsen June 6, 2012 at 6:38 PM #

    that is realy great jop

  13. Abmalik June 6, 2012 at 5:31 PM #

    Very funny! The funniest for me is the #INSURANCE joke.

    Thanks for the diversion!

  14. usman June 6, 2012 at 4:31 PM #

    very nice funny i laugh to much
    thank u sarah

  15. HAFIZ AHSAN-ULABIDEEN June 6, 2012 at 1:07 PM #

    Amazing definations and also very funny, I’ve enjoyed alot! HaHaHaHaHaHa……..
    Thanks Sara; You r 2 good!

  16. Sarah K June 6, 2012 at 12:59 PM #

    Wow, sooooo true and funny