A big time Gangster finds out that his personal accountant, Robert, has cheated him out of 5 million bucks. His accountant is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Robert would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Gangster goes to confront Robert about his missing $5 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Gangster tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 5 million bucks are, that he stole from me.”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Robert where the money is. Robert signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The lawyer tells the Gangster , “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.”
The Gangster pulls out a pistol, puts it to Robert’s temple and says, “Ask him again!”
The lawyer signs to Robert , “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”
Robert signs back, “OK. You win! The money is in a black bag, hidden in the cupboard at my nephew’s house.!”
The Gangster asks the lawyer, “What did he say?”
The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”
Double crossing lawyer ready to dispense a human life for his gain. This could be a true story. But the gangster doesn’t seem to be a smart fellow after all.
*groan*
I support Zafar Malik,, like a proverb which says “everybody is a cheat when lonely’
Proves that every third person in this world is a cheat, the first and second person who are not, are you Sara and of-course me. Ha ha ha ha.
Sara do you know personally such type laywers? Stay 1000 miles away from them.
and the lawyer’s name was Tahir ul Qadri!
I think that this is a real way to under stand about the real sense of double crossing or deceive. which every person have to defeat the others.
I hope that the gangster understands the sign language too,but he wanted to test his lawyer,s loyalty.
This is happend from the lawyrs in these days.
was this joke???
no, it’s poem
how smart and how dum.
lmaoooo wow ppl will do anything to get money…. :/
Nice story thou 😀
lol …
funny but crime doesn’ pay , always
interesting…and what if that gangster did have the guts to pull the trigger? what would have happened then?
why did the gangster take the lawyer to talk to the deaf man
does the gangster respect the law
Lawyers these days! :{
never know how smart a person is until you talk to the person
not everyone who looks smart is smart until you hear him talk.
hahahahaha
Trust no one!
In the story if lawyer doesn’t know robert’s nephew and if nephew escapes with bag once he hears about his uncle roberts death than what..? kahani mein twist…
Haha its a Joke man and its finish like this not like Bollywood series
In the story if lawyer doesn’t know robert’s nephew and if nephew escapes with bag once he hears about hih uncle roberts death than what..? kahani mein twist…
INTELLIGENT LAWYER HAHAHAHAHA
NICE ONE….
Have u ever heard a stupid lawyer
haha cunning lawer
Hahaha stupid people! XD