Little Irfan was in the garden filling a hole with mud when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Irfan?”
“My pet fish died,” replied Irfan tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor said, “That’s an awfully big hole for a fish, isn’t it Irfan?”
Irfan patted down the last heap of earth, and then replied, “That’s because he’s still inside your stupid cat.”