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Life Before Computers

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Memory was something that you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A hard drive was a long trip on the road

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I finally convinced my mother that it was a good idea for her to learn to text. Her first message to me was“Whereisthespacebar?”

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Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

He told her to “Unplug the power cord and bring it up to the service center and I will fix it.”

About fifteen minutes later she shows up at the service center with the power cord in her hand.

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15 Responses to Very Funny Technology Jokes – Enjoy !!!

  1. kvkarunakaran May 9, 2014 at 3:11 PM #

    Funny

  2. Abdulrahman Umar May 4, 2014 at 4:42 PM #

    ithinkthespaecbarandthebakcspaceisnotonnmykeybaordtoo.icannotcorr3ctmyspellignerrors.somebodyshouldhelp.

  3. abmalik49 April 26, 2014 at 2:36 AM #

    Unbelievably funny. Loved the mum learning to text, “where indeed is the space bar?”

    Merci Beaucoup!

  4. Jola Animashaun April 12, 2014 at 2:07 PM #

    Hilarious!
    LMAO!!

  5. nazmat1 March 31, 2014 at 1:11 PM #

    ho ho ho ho ho ho >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  6. khaled mohamed March 31, 2014 at 1:05 PM #

    fantastic, these are real jokes

  7. Saad March 30, 2014 at 4:10 PM #

    Lol. Good ones. The last one is the most hilarious of all. 🙂

  8. Yousuf Kamal March 29, 2014 at 9:56 PM #

    I liked last one.

  9. Smile March 29, 2014 at 6:40 PM #

    Really , Very funny jokes

  10. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH March 29, 2014 at 6:15 PM #

    YES, REALLY VERY FUNNY, SARA.

  11. mohnooh March 29, 2014 at 3:10 PM #

    I like the myspacebar joke…hahha fcunnnyy..

  12. Jamil Ahmed March 29, 2014 at 2:08 PM #

    Last one is hilarious.

  13. muhammadakbarmy March 29, 2014 at 1:35 PM #

    you are sana or sara

  14. muhammadakbarmy March 29, 2014 at 1:35 PM #

    Hahahahaha……….. very very funny

  15. noushi March 29, 2014 at 1:33 PM #

    hahhaa…. very funny sara

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