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Student Teacher Conversation Jokes – Hilarious !!!

~~~ Hilarious Teacher and Student Jokes ~~~

 

teacherStudentTEACHER: Paul, go to the map and find Africa.
Paul: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Africa?
CLASS: Paul!

 

TEACHER: Jamie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn’t have twenty years ago.
Jamie: Me!

 

TEACHER: Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
Johnny: Because I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are

 

TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” 
Walter: “Sir, my Mom and Dad got married on the same day and same time.”

 

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
Ken: I is…
TEACHER: No, Ken….. Always say, “I am.”
Ken: Okay… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

 

TEACHER: Gracy, why are you doing your math homework On the floor?
Gracy: You told me to do it without using tables!

 

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24 Responses to Student Teacher Conversation Jokes – Hilarious !!!

  1. chiya September 20, 2014 at 4:26 PM #

    i liked that second one.

  2. uhone August 12, 2014 at 9:51 PM #

    lol!!!!!! keep up the good,exelent and perfect work

  3. Jamil Ahmed April 6, 2014 at 10:19 PM #

    Very nice!!

  4. muhammadakbarmy April 5, 2014 at 11:40 AM #

    But i didnt understand the third one

    • Saad August 12, 2016 at 12:55 PM #

      He is dirty because he is shorter than the teacher in height. 😉

  5. muhammadakbarmy April 5, 2014 at 11:40 AM #

    Last one is Awesome

  6. muhammadakbarmy April 5, 2014 at 11:38 AM #

    Very Very Funny

  7. Saad April 5, 2014 at 1:56 AM #

    Haha. These are really hilarious. 🙂

  8. Samra April 4, 2014 at 10:33 AM #

    Lols very funny jokes specially first one.

  9. Bala January 1, 2014 at 3:31 PM #

    Really funny

  10. Laila Hamdi December 10, 2013 at 3:11 PM #

    <3 the Paul one! 😀

    • July Dobbs December 10, 2013 at 3:15 PM #

      Hahaha true…

      Teacher: Paul, go to the map and find Africa.
      Paul: Here it is.
      Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered Africa?
      Class: Paul!

      LOL! I love the jokes!

      • Jamie Stipp December 10, 2013 at 3:18 PM #

        😉

        Teacher: Jamie, name one important thing that we have today that we didn’t have twenty years ago.
        Jamie: Me!

        Lol, get it? Me!! I am also Jamie!!

  11. jeeves November 19, 2013 at 3:24 AM #

    Nice jokes… =D

  12. Shuaib October 3, 2013 at 7:46 PM #

    Very funny!!… But i have read most if them earlier….

  13. Hasan jafar October 3, 2013 at 9:16 AM #

    So funny

  14. Shakeel Awan October 2, 2013 at 6:28 PM #

    Nice conversation

  15. Hamedsh October 2, 2013 at 5:04 PM #

    :-))

  16. ADEGOKE WAHAB October 2, 2013 at 4:39 PM #

    All are hilarious, I enjoyed them. Please keep it up

  17. lutu pukul olud October 2, 2013 at 3:05 PM #

    these really are wonderful. thanks sara. thanks a million

  18. hussein kanah October 2, 2013 at 2:26 PM #

    All v funny