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Chinese & English – Hilarious Conversation

Below is a Hilarious telephone conversation between a Chinese and an Englishman. 
The Caller is a Chinese and the Receiver is an Englishman.
Receiver : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Receiver : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Receiver : I know u are someone and u want to talk to  anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan  got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Receiver : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn’t an urgent  matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Receiver : I’m Saw Lee.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your  name!!

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33 Responses to Chinese & English – Hilarious Conversation

  1. Muhammad ABRAR Qureshi October 14, 2014 at 1:47 PM #

    There have always been certain proverbs, words and idioms very popular in one languae but at the same time iterpreting quite opporite in other places … however., it is an interesting event — and not to be taken seriously by any side. Thanks Sara for your continuous efforts in keeping a chuck on your reades’ faces. Keep it up Sara,

  2. muhammadakbarmy March 30, 2014 at 6:00 PM #

    amazing.

  3. muhammadakbarmy March 30, 2014 at 5:59 PM #

    wow soooooooooooooooooo hilarious. very very very funny

  4. Jola Animashaun March 30, 2014 at 10:59 AM #

    Very funny but confusing.
    Thanks Sara.
    Happy Mother’s day!

  5. hangi norahs September 5, 2013 at 5:19 PM #

    truly funny, thanx

  6. najlah August 27, 2013 at 12:37 AM #

    VERY NICE ,

    WHEN MY FAMILY READ THIS JOKE THEY LAUGHED AND LAUGHED

    EVERY ONE ENJOYED THIS JOKE IN MY FAMILY

    NICE

    GOOD

    LOVELY

    JOKE

  7. najlah August 27, 2013 at 12:37 AM #

    VERY NICE ,

    WHEN MY FAMILY READ THIS JOKE THEY LAUGHED AND LAUGHED

    EVERY ONE ENJJJOYED THIS JOKE IN MY FAMILY

    NICE

    GOOD

    LOVELY

    JOKE

  8. Sami July 19, 2013 at 4:27 PM #

    that wasn’t funny….

  9. abululu July 19, 2013 at 1:54 AM #

    dear sara,

    Assalamu alaikum,

    I am receiving your mail regularly with jokes, moral stories etc.

    Do you know sara, i have heard a hadees that there is a serious punishment for one who makes people laughing by telling lies!

    I think you are a muslim.

    Thanks

    T

  10. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH March 10, 2013 at 3:14 PM #

    very very nice and funny,

  11. Shahrazad El Natsheh March 8, 2013 at 1:49 AM #

    Hey but at the first part it said the Chinese is called sum wan and AT&T the end it says he is saw lee… Weird…

    • Ali - Admin March 17, 2013 at 3:42 PM #

      Those are two different identities Shahrazad. Anyways its just a joke not true story and all weird things happen in jokes.
      So Enjoy, don’t take it so seriously 🙂

  12. Shahrazad El Natsheh March 6, 2013 at 9:10 PM #

    That changed my mood to happy now, actually laughing… Gr8 joke, never heard of before… Hahaha

  13. Khadir January 18, 2013 at 12:33 PM #

    Wow sara its very hillarious. haha haha

    • Ali - Admin January 22, 2013 at 4:42 PM #

      lol

  14. Kashif December 22, 2012 at 3:43 PM #

    Faboulous

  15. Sonah December 4, 2012 at 12:20 PM #

    Quite an old story but still keep readers amused by the situational circumstances, so skillfully scripted. Author coud be specialist of linguistics,in Chinese and En glish.

  16. skybeen September 16, 2012 at 1:39 PM #

    interesting and new joke for me…thank you

  17. Sonah September 10, 2012 at 7:36 PM #

    Conversation between people speaking different languages do create funny situation and sometimes misunderstanding; more and more in an environment of globalisation. Gradually it brings people closer and closer, as well.

  18. Hajara September 5, 2012 at 2:58 AM #

    it made my day. thnxs

    • Sara - Admin September 5, 2012 at 12:20 PM #

      Welcome Hajara!

  19. Zafar Iqbal September 3, 2012 at 1:09 PM #

    Oh, Please. This is a take off on the old management example of someone, no one and everyone….

    And the poor Chinese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And what about George W Bush asking Condoleeza Rice about who is the Chinese President? And she is says, Hu is the president of China, he keeps asking her again and again.

    AND he wants to talk to the Secretary-General of the UN. She says she get Kofi. and Bush says no, I don’t want any coffee….

  20. Ahmed August 28, 2012 at 4:45 PM #

    Goood

  21. maxamed August 26, 2012 at 4:21 PM #

    lol.

  22. Wasim August 18, 2012 at 10:06 AM #

    text a message is a better way to communicate in this type of case.
    Its funny anyways.

  23. sharif123 August 17, 2012 at 6:48 PM #

    Funny

  24. sharif123 May 24, 2012 at 10:32 PM #

    truly hillarious

  25. sharif123 May 24, 2012 at 10:31 PM #

    Truly hillarious.

  26. Aloo2 May 24, 2012 at 2:58 PM #

    Very nice one
    I heard that from my co-worker Mrs.Sue Shei,,,,,
    Still,,,,LOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

  27. Mustafa M Dodh November 2, 2011 at 2:03 PM #

    hahahahahahaha

  28. mustafa August 22, 2011 at 2:23 PM #

    very funny

  29. sima March 3, 2011 at 3:51 AM #

    LOOOL…seriously….

  30. Fajr Breeze - Yuxx July 18, 2010 at 3:39 AM #

    LOOOOL