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How Malayalees spread all around the world?

 

 

Bill Gates organized an interview to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

One of them is Jose from Kerala

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Jose says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try !’

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Jose says to himself ‘I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me ?’ So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

Jose says to himself, ‘I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?’ So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Jose says to himself, ‘I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?’ So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’ Calmly, Jose turns to the other candidate and asks “Naatil Evideya?” (in Malayalam)

The other candidate answers: ‘Pathanamthitta’ (a place in Kerala)

Both of them got selected because Bill gates doesn’t know Serbo-Croat and Malayalam as well !!!!

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6 Responses to How Malayalees spread all around the world?

  1. Zafar Iqbal September 3, 2012 at 1:04 PM #

    A Malayalee, or people from Kerala, are the Best Workers/Subordinates/Colleagues to have – even in India. I can tell you with some authority: I have worked with hundreds and hundreds of them, having employed them, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Riyas babu July 14, 2011 at 8:30 AM #

    HA HA HA i am very proud to be a ‘ malayali ‘

  3. Hamada September 7, 2010 at 7:23 PM #

    Life is funny we Arabs say No one can walk before they start to crowl

  4. 3Ahed July 31, 2010 at 11:00 PM #

    Funny

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  6. Fajr Breeze - Yuxx July 20, 2010 at 7:34 PM #

    Hahahahaha, that’s very LOL ! 😀