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Secret Chat During Office Hours

Employee : Hey…Good Morning.. How are you doing today?

Female: Very good morning….I am doing great and having got you on chat its getting better.

Employee : wow…I feel honoured, you know what, I don’t feel like working, until I chat to you.

Female: Yup…even I feel the same way….Brb (be right back) I will get some Tea.

Employee : OK

(Employee waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk ).

Manager : Hey, I need some help from you.

Employee : [Idiot!!  This guy always comes at wrong time] Yes tell me, sir.

Manager : Could you write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Employee : I would do that, but I think it’s quite hard, is it ok with you, if I give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Employee sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window…)

Female: Hey, am back

Employee : cool, you know what my manager does, he’s kinda….. keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work….

Female: Yeah, it’s the same everywhere. Real sick people these managers are!!

Employee : Yep, you are right!!

Female: Hey, can you do me a favor.

Employee : *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it’s real Urgent for me to work this out.

Employee : hey, that’s a one-hour’s work. Sure check your mail in an hour from now. ok?

Female: This is what I asked you when I came to your work place. Now you understand who I am!

And one more point. Your 1 hour Starts Now!!

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41 Responses to Secret Chat During Office Hours

  1. Alshameer April 11, 2016 at 2:07 PM #

    When I am reading the story mean time i am in ofiice

  2. Sonah January 27, 2013 at 1:43 PM #

    Bosses often give fictitious work to their secretaries, when the latter spend their time on phone when there is not much to do. It’s a strategy to keep them busy and maintain the good office environment.

  3. Zafar Iqbal September 17, 2012 at 8:34 PM #

    HA! Ha!

    Hoist by his own petard, as the old English phrase goes…

  4. Mubarek.Alamin September 13, 2012 at 8:22 PM #

    Hays Banana Face !

  5. jero September 13, 2012 at 9:22 AM #

    Three is equal to four
    Theorem: 3=4
    Proof:
    Suppose:
    a + b = c
    This can also be written as:
    4a – 3a + 4b – 3b = 4c – 3c
    After reorganizing:
    4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3c
    Take the constants out of the brackets:
    4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
    Remove the same term left and right:
    4 = 3

    • sk ashif September 16, 2012 at 2:58 PM #

      Do you know one thing!
      You are wrong.
      Why?
      Because, you said a+b=c, and so a+b-c=0, so you are essentially dividing both sides by zero,
      which is not allowed in mathematics!
      So, please, don’t try to fool us with these cheap comments!

      • sharif123 April 4, 2016 at 6:19 PM #

        Yeah. Agreed. Calculus starts with problem of zero division. But I think we can comment on fellow reader’s comment politely.

  6. BilalCool September 13, 2012 at 8:07 AM #

    m sure he’ll never enter into chatrooms during work hours..lol

    • Sara - Admin September 16, 2012 at 5:47 PM #

      lol

  7. sk ashif September 12, 2012 at 3:47 PM #

    very funny!

    • sk ashif September 16, 2012 at 2:59 PM #

      Good experiment but it’s old!

      • Sara - Admin September 16, 2012 at 5:47 PM #

        He did the same mistake twice.. 🙂

        • sk ashif September 16, 2012 at 7:11 PM #

          agreed!

  8. khaled_nabasoft September 12, 2012 at 3:19 PM #

    Ouch!

  9. sharif123 September 12, 2012 at 12:59 PM #

    Poor guy. Our sympathy is with him.

    • sk ashif September 16, 2012 at 3:00 PM #

      My also!, but there is a price of lying!

  10. abid ali September 12, 2012 at 12:05 PM #

    so amzaing joke
    i am so excited to read it

    • Sara - Admin September 16, 2012 at 5:48 PM #

      Nice to know you enjoyed.

  11. Wasim August 24, 2012 at 12:38 PM #

    Playing with the emotions is very bad.

    Priorities of our life should be very clear in our mind.
    1. Family
    2. Work
    3. Friends…

  12. HAIDER ALI786 March 5, 2012 at 10:58 AM #

    HAHAHAHA NICE ONE

  13. Kamran_jahangir February 25, 2012 at 11:32 AM #

    hahahahhaha waooo it made me really amazed
    awesome one

  14. Karim Shibl October 13, 2011 at 10:29 AM #

    LoL

  15. mustafa September 22, 2011 at 2:41 PM #

    the best boss ever

    this is a great joke

    but wasn’t it strange when that guy didn’t know when she told him about the job

  16. Tahir99 September 22, 2011 at 8:12 AM #

    ohhh thats great it shows that girls are more important in our life

  17. Abier Al.Madfah September 22, 2011 at 6:29 AM #

    happy that he’s not my boss hehe :i

  18. Abid July 18, 2010 at 12:33 PM #

    ooooOOOOOoooooOOOooo nice i really like it

  19. Ahmed April 11, 2010 at 11:04 PM #

    hi good one
    but i have a question 1st this manager should be questioned why he person-ate as female if this is the question to get a job then he better to come in the lady suit and get the job done from the subordinates. however this was wonderful i wish him the best of making such good jokes

    • maro September 13, 2012 at 1:02 AM #

      silly ahmad read the joke carefuly … this guy was chatting as a female online with him

  20. [email protected]@ tello April 8, 2010 at 10:20 PM #

    it is really nice& i want to resive a lot like this joke
    but it is dificult

  21. YAKUB April 2, 2010 at 5:47 PM #

    SO THIS IS TRUE THAT C2C CHAT IS MORE ADVANTAGEOUS THAT NOT C2C ONE.

  22. AFRIDI April 1, 2010 at 7:59 PM #

    ALWAYS DO C2C CHAT…. HAHAHA

  23. Mohammed Adil Mehdi April 1, 2010 at 12:53 PM #

    Yes, I agree with Syed Adil Shaheen : 1st of all we should not mix our work/Carrier with our emotions, work is an art that we have to perform, girl is a gift that given by God, by the way friends you know what the full form of Girl: Ghost in Real Life and I have also studied some girls and can only understand them till A to G. A,B,C,D,E,F,G : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl, and see this reverse what can we expect from girl G,F,E,D,C,B,A : Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (another) Boy Again.

  24. Mohammed Adil Mehdi April 1, 2010 at 12:48 PM #

    Yes, I agree with Syed Adil Shaheen : 1st of all we should not mix our work/Carrier with our emotions, work is an art that we have to perform, girl is a gift that given by God, by the way friends you know what the full of Girl: Ghost in Real Life and I have also studied some girls and can only understand them till A to G. A,B,C,D,E,F,G : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl, and see this reverse what can we except from girl
    G,F,E,D,C,B,A : Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (another) Boy Again.

  25. Hafiz Ahmad April 1, 2010 at 10:12 AM #

    Manager sholuld have a positive approach. and i think in this case he perform with +ive sence. Question is that “””IS HERO FINISHED THE JOB IN ONE HOUR OR NOT, IF NOT THEN WHAT WAS THE FINE TO HERO””””””””””””””””

    And the second one is that”””””””””””WHAT HERO WANT TO TRANSFER THE ASSIGNMENT TO FEMALE?””””””””””””””

  26. Syed Adil Shaheen March 27, 2010 at 1:25 PM #

    I think There is a main Point that we all missing is that “Girls are wastage of time” so be aware with them . lozzzzzzzzzz Why so serious yaar..
    Good one .. We all should do our work at time in any case..

  27. hasham ali March 26, 2010 at 9:43 AM #

    hahahhah…..

  28. Mohsin March 25, 2010 at 3:06 PM #

    Bosses are hated everywhere
    anyway nice way to do work from an officer :-):-):-):-)

  29. JAFF March 25, 2010 at 11:57 AM #

    hahaha
    no comments

  30. Azam Wandar March 24, 2010 at 1:09 AM #

    hehehehehhehehehhehehehhe
    love is blind…………….
    thats all

  31. rody March 22, 2010 at 10:20 PM #

    hhhhhhhhhhh
    very nice joke ………………………………………..
    after that hero will be very sad………….

  32. approch March 21, 2010 at 2:54 AM #

    Intelligent manager ,, hhhha
    This shows the difference between the request of the manager and requested a girl !!