Jumbo: Why are you burying your driving license ?
Dumbo: Because it is expired
Jumbo: I have seen your ATM card Password. It is ****
Dumbo: You are wrong ! It is 4848
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Jumbo: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Dumbo: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Dumbo: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.