Your wife loves this – Joke 1
Even though it was raining heavily and there was a thunder & lightening outside, I went half a kilometer to the nearest McDonalds & asked for 4 chicken burgers.
The man at the counter told me “Your wife must like Chicken burgers,” he said.
“How do you know these are for my wife?” I asked.
“Because your mother wouldn’t send you out in weather like this.”
Only Once is Enough – Joke 2
During a heartfelt chat with her friend about spouses, my wife sighed and said, “You know, if something happened to John, I don’t think I could ever marry again.”
Her friend nodded sympathetically. “I know what you mean,” she said. “Once is enough.”
Hi, I won’t agree with the first joke. I’ve seen my wife, my sister & my mother and I am sure none of them will send their husbands in such weather conditions. The joke is good but it’s only fictional not a fact.
Hi, I won’t agree with the first joke. I’ve seen my wife, my sister & my mother & I know for sure none of them will send their husbands in such condition. Though the joke is nice but not a fact. It’s more of a fiction.
The story is true of women. They tend to be on your throat for whatever they want..
I received this email! I was tempted until I read the last three words” “This is BOBBY LEO LOAN COMPANY MALAYSIA we give out loan to serious and trustworthy people and please there should be no form of tricky practice from you.We want you to know that we give out the loan at 2% interest anally.”
Al most happening but the wife is mother of her kids….. Ever she…—…—-
A wife was once cheating on her husband and the little kid siad to his father there was once a one two three legs under your bed blanket after your left to`~`work. `~`!!`
I know this joke A jewish father & son joke:
A son asked his father do you have $ 5.00
The father said surprisingly WHAT $$ 4.00
then the father said where can I get $ 3.00 from
After frustration The father said All have is $ 2.00
Here son $1.00 for you and $ 1.00 for me.~.
Sara, AoA, I did what u suggested me to do. I asked my wife to read and enjoy this joke. She ofcourse laughed it out, but then she said to me, ” A woman who is really a wife can never be so cruel to her husband like this.”
I’ve no option or experience of the sort, that in the joke…..but to agree.
After all I do need my supper.
Umm we have to live with such cruel hearted wife!
i dnt think every1 does!maybe its only u:P