Husband & Wife Funny Jokes For You !!

Joke 1

A woman’s burial services were being attended by relatives in a local cemetery. Suddenly the rain started with a loud thunder of clouds.
The husband looked at the crowd and calmly said, “Well, she’s there.”


Joke 2

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?


Joke 3

A newly engaged man goes in the Library and asks the female librarian: ” Ma’am, I want the book something like Master of My Woman.”
The librarian says: ” Our fiction and fantasy books are in the basement.”


Joke 4

A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful.” Then he fell asleep again.
A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re cute.”
The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful,’ it was now ‘cute’. She asked, “What happened to beautiful?”
The man replied, “The drugs are wearing off.”


Joke 5

A husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room,” Please come fast I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out of the window of your hotel”.
The manager responded, “Sir that’s a personal matter.”
Husband: “The window won’t open! That’s a maintenance matter !”

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