Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Joke 2 (Scene from a Saudi School)
A newly engaged man goes in the Library and asks the female librarian: ” Ma’am, I want the book something like Master of My Woman.”
The librarian says: ” Our fiction and fantasy books are in the basement.”
Joke 3 (Saudi Sheikh)
A woman’s burial services were being attended by relatives in a local cemetery. Suddenly the rain started with a loud thunder of clouds.
The husband looked at the crowd and calmly said, “Well, she’s there.”
Joke 4 (Scene from Saudi Home)
Husband: ” I found Aladdin’s lamp today! ”
Wife: “Wow, What did you ask for?, Darling”
Husband: “I asked him to increase your brain 10 times”
Wife: Oh! Darling, Love you so much!! Did he do that?
Husband: “He laughed and said, multiplication doesn’t apply on zero ! “
Joke 5 (A Saudi Lawyer)
Man: “I want a divorce, My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months”
Lawyer: “Better, Think it over, wives like that are hard to get!”