Wife : “Honey ! what will be your true feelings when I die?”
Husband (With tears in Eyes) : “I will just go mad”
Wife: “I hope you will not remarry?”
Husband: “Well, Darling ! in a state of madness I can do anything”
Wife : Shall I prepare curry or soup today?
Husband : First make it! we will name it later.
Husband to wife : “Today is fine day”
Next day he again says : “Today is a fine day”
When he says the same thing on third day, his wife can’t take it and asks him, “since last three day you are repeating the same sentence. I am fade of. What’s the matter?”
Husband : “Last week when we had argument you said, ‘I will leave you one fine day.’ I was just reminding you…”
A man robs a bank, turns to a customer & asks, “did you see me rob this bank?”
The man replied, “Yes, I did.”
The robber shoots & kills him, he then turns to a couple and asks the man, “did you see me rob this bank?”
The man replied, “No Sir, I didn’t. But my wife did.”
A husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room,”Please come fast I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out of the window of your hotel”.
The manager responded, “Sir that’s a personal matter.”
Husband: “The window won’t open! That’s a maintenance matter !”