Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree & woman gets her master’s.
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Why do couples holds hand during their wedding day?
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hand before the fight begins.
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If women could read minds, Every second man will get slapped.
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego.
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
That was only for the estimate.
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
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Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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Husband is the head of the family and wife is the neck that turns the head around!!
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