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Hosni Mubarak, Tony Blair and George Bush – Very Funny

The Egyptian President, Hosni Mubarak, the British Prime Minister, Tony Blair and the American President, George Bush, were having a meeting.
George Bush was seen touching his ear and murmuring frequently.
“What are you doing?” the other 2 leaders asked him.
“Nothing. This is just a new technology from my country which allows me to communicate with my advisors back home,” replied George.
Then, Tony was seen touching his throat and murmuring frequently.
“What are you doing?” the other 2 leaders asked him.
“Nothing. This is just a new technology from my country which allows me to talk to my relatives back home,” replied Tony.
Hosni was embarrassed. Everyone had his own technology except him. There is no new technology in his country. He had to do something.
Hosni Mubarak suddenly takes an important document , puts it in his mouth and swallowed it immediately.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!” the other 2 leaders were shocked.
“Nothing. Just sending a fax to Egypt.”

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55 Responses to Hosni Mubarak, Tony Blair and George Bush – Very Funny

  1. abdul awal miah August 12, 2015 at 8:46 AM #

    Dear Sara, please see this joke:

    Once Japanese, Russian and Indian Premiers were traveling together. Russian premier said, we have found a technology that allows our planes to fly touching the sky..

    Horrible, is it!

    yes, but just 100 km blow it, explained Russian Premier.

    To this, Japanese premier responded by saying, our new technology allows our submarines to move touching water level.

    Wow!, But is it really possible?.

    Yes, but just 1 km below water level.

    The Indian premier humbly told, our technology allows us to eat with our nose.

    No, no, impossible, how is that?

    yes, but just 1 inch below the mouth.

  2. Anas August 11, 2015 at 4:22 PM #

    Nice Joke…. but names could have been different….

  3. JAIRAJ DESAI August 11, 2015 at 3:42 PM #

    VERY GOOD JOKE ,SARA. IT REALLY TICKLED MY

    BONE. PLEASE CONTINUE YOUR GOOD WORK

    OF BRINGING HUMOUR AND KNOWLEDGE TO

    OUR DAILY HUMDRUM LIVES . WE KNOW ALL

    JOKES ARE JUST THAT – JOKES – AND THERE IS

    NO INTENTION OF HURTING ANYBODY’S

    FEELINGS OR SENSIBILITIES. THANKA AGAIN ,

    SARA.

    .

  4. Mohammed Al-Gohary August 11, 2015 at 1:01 PM #

    Eggs .. Eggs..
    ?? ??? ?????? ??????? ???? ???? ??? ?? ?? ???? !!

  5. mpha March 15, 2015 at 10:23 PM #

    thanks sara I heard it for ist realy thanks

  6. sharif123 October 7, 2013 at 2:31 PM #

    Sara add Manmohan Singh and please tell what he would do in such scenario

    • Sana - Editor FFJ October 8, 2013 at 8:04 PM #

      lol.. what do you think Manmohan Singh would do ? I guess it’s predictable 🙂

  7. wahab adegoke January 18, 2013 at 7:11 PM #

    This is intelligent at work

  8. khouane January 16, 2013 at 6:48 PM #

    what’s shame

  9. khouane January 16, 2013 at 6:47 PM #

    this is a copy of all arabian president

  10. Ebrahim December 27, 2012 at 2:15 PM #

    Its just a joke guys , but the joke is so old i must have heard it 100 times before , please get some new material.

  11. iqbal December 26, 2012 at 12:30 PM #

    hehe i like it and it is worth to give a big lough …. thx Sara and please go a head

    yours

  12. Holmes December 26, 2012 at 7:52 AM #

    Why every joke has in it leaders of some countries or countries in general it must be view Egypt as a jerk?
    shame on you
    Egyptians surly will be so sad from you and from English speakers

  13. Ado December 26, 2012 at 2:11 AM #

    Sara,
    Why ex-leaders not the present are you afraid?

  14. Hammad azam December 25, 2012 at 11:07 PM #

    In fact he should have invited both of them towards islam which makes intimate relation with the supreme technology of Allah subhanaho wa taala no body can compete His powers

  15. Bassant December 25, 2012 at 9:38 PM #

    come on guys, I’m Egyptian and I like the Joke, the only bad thing about it, is that it’s pretty old, we used to say it in Egypt long time b4 Mubarak has resigned..

  16. Abmalik December 25, 2012 at 4:37 PM #

    C’mon, those of you claiming to be patriotic here are just over-reacting, its a joke and it remains a joke. It never will undo what ever Egypt was, is and is ever going to be. What you should worry about is how to laugh it off and move on, it is only meant to bring a subtle laughter into your day, be it whatever your mood at that point in time.

    I believe when a joke about other countries and/or their leaders are made, you laugh about it and where possible forward it to others for a good laugh. If those claiming they’ll leave this group today because of a mere joke do eventually leave, believe it or not, it is just like a drop in the ocean. And mind you the subscribers cut across the entire globe. The best you can do for yourselves is stay, get enlightened, ease up the stress and have a good laugh.

    Dear Sara, please do not despair or relent in your efforts, you are indeed educating a cross-section of humanity. To say I like this site is an understatement, I really enjoy it and its an avenue to come have a laugh when the opportunity presents itself.

    Thank you and your team!!!

    • Ali - Admin December 27, 2012 at 8:51 AM #

      Thanks a lot Abmalik.
      Your comments are so motivating!
      God Bless You!

      • Syed A K Ahmed October 12, 2013 at 8:33 PM #

        agree with you…take it easy and enjoy the joke

  17. S.Ahmed December 25, 2012 at 2:01 PM #

    Very funny..

  18. faten December 25, 2012 at 12:37 PM #

    Dear Sara,

    I consider it an insult to all Egyptians .

    • madooo12 December 25, 2012 at 7:42 PM #

      why? Is your ex-president all the egyptians

      it was a funny joke

  19. Nawaz December 25, 2012 at 12:00 PM #

    hahahahahahahaha…very funny

  20. Nabiha November 3, 2012 at 4:41 PM #

    Lol
    I’m 11 n I always read sara’s jokes or moral stories n they have taught me a lot of things.

    Thanks Sara
    XxxxxxxxxxX

  21. Sonah October 18, 2012 at 4:26 PM #

    A Joke is but a joke. Made in good faith and without offence. It can be a lot easier to laugh one’s way into it with cheerfulness.

  22. Zafar Iqbal September 29, 2012 at 8:05 PM #

    I really wish to say that guys please chill and take a joke, as a joke. No one wants to insult a great country like Egypt with this joke; but there is already so much of anger floating around….

    May Allah cool us down a bit. Aa-meen!

  23. AA Soliman August 28, 2012 at 5:47 PM #

    It is not realy funny. Mubarak was the worst leader in Egyptian history and All Egyptians hate him and wish he go to HELL. The moral of the story is: anything goes to Mubarak system, he keeps the best for him and whatever comes out of him is SH*T to his country.

  24. Wasim July 2, 2012 at 10:35 AM #

    we should promote unity of muslim umma rather making jokes of different muslim countries. at the same time, we should admit the reality that unfortunately leaders of almost all 57 muslim countries are working on agenda of anti-muslim world. strange but true.

    • sara July 21, 2012 at 6:13 PM #

      kk yh maybe but dont u think ur overreacting a litle brav its only a joke mann chill

  25. UK Musimah February 7, 2012 at 4:53 PM #

    Nationalism, nationalism, oh please. Stop crying just because someone said something about Egypt. It is only a joke, jeesh! Take a chill pill! You should be more concerned with the lack of Iman that many Egyptians have than how great Egypt is! Why is Egypt so great? Great for what? The Pharoes? The pyramids? Joining Israel in the blockade against Gaza before Mubarak was ousted? Who would support such a criminal?

  26. Hamza khan November 21, 2011 at 8:56 AM #

    I don’t like him at all, but portraying a country like this really pisses me off.  You have lost me as a reader today.

    • sharif123 July 1, 2012 at 10:51 PM #

      I have also not liked the joke when someone is fighting for his life. But please don’t leave this clean site.It’s our joint responsibilty to see it growing stronger day by day. Give your supporting hand to energetic Sara.

      • Sara - Admin July 2, 2012 at 1:15 PM #

        Thanks for your support Sharif.

  27. nothealer February 15, 2011 at 9:44 AM #

    your leader kill 300 of your Egyptian brothers

  28. freedom February 10, 2011 at 1:09 AM #

    ??? ?? ????? ????? ??? ??????? ????? ?????? ????? ?????? ???? ????? ??????? ???? ????? ?????? ??????? ??? ??????? ???????? ??? ????? ?????? ??????? ??? ??? ??????? ????? ?? ??? ??? ???? ????? ?????? ????? ??????? ????? ????????? . ??????? ??????? ????? ?? ??? ??? ???? ?????? ????? ????? ?????? . ?????? ???? ????????? ???? ??? ?????? ?? ???? ?????? ???? ??? . ??????? ????????? ??? ????? ??? ?? ???? ?????? ???? ???????? ????? ????????

  29. Nonethatmaeers February 6, 2011 at 12:21 PM #

    ITs very strange that that hussani ex president has more money than his countery
    lets calculate how much is his salary a month: 30 000 ginah?

    i wonder how is it possible for him to have up to 70 000 000

    please add in the agreement for him to stay is to pay
    all the laons on egypt country from his savings.

    if you wrok 30 years

    you should have 10800 that is if you didn’t spend any ginnah but that is worest is the 70 B is in Dollar!!!

    Man this dude have allot of CASH!!!!

    he is country by him self.

  30. Yasser kamal February 6, 2011 at 7:04 AM #

    It’s not funny , Egypt is a great country (not a country with no technology) .. please delete this joke now …or else I’ll send you a fax !

    • Syed A K December 27, 2012 at 4:19 AM #

      do you mean send a fax in the same way as Hosni Mubarak did (in the above story) ??!

  31. freedom February 6, 2011 at 12:20 AM #

    ???????? ????? ??? ????? ?? ?????? ??? ???? ??? ????? ?? ????? ?? ??????? ! ??? ?? ??????? ?? ????? ?? ?? ??? ?????? ????? ?? ????? ?????? ???? ???? ??????? ?????? ??????? ???????? ??? ??? ?? ???? ??????? ????? ????? ??????? ?? ?? ???? ?? ????? ??? ??? ?? ?????? ?????? ?? ???? ?????? ?? ?????? ????????
    ??? ??? ????????? ?? ???? ????? ???? ??? ????? ??? ???? ????? ?????? ????? ?????? . ?? ??? 1990 ??? ????? ??????? ?? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?? ?????? ????? ????? ?? ???? ????? ?????? ????? ?????? ??? ?? ??? ?????? ????? ?????

    • Yasskamal February 6, 2011 at 6:59 AM #

      ?? ??? ???????? ????? ????? .. ??????? ?? ?????? ??? ???? .. ??? ???? ????? ?? ???? ???????? ???? ???? ????? ?????? ?? ???? ??? ?? ???? ?? ????? ?????? ????? ?????? ??? ?? ????? ?????? ?? ???? ????? ??? ??? ?? ?????? ????? ???? ?? ???? ? ????? ???? ???? ???? ???

      • freedom February 7, 2011 at 7:11 PM #

        ???? ??? ?? ???? ????? ???????? ???? ?????? ?? ???? ????? ???? ???????? ?? ?? ????? ???? . ?? ?????? ?????????? ???? ??? ??? ??? ?? ???? ?? ?????. ?? ?????? ?? ??? ???????? ?????? ??? ?? ????? ??????? ??????? ?? ?????? ???? ????? ?????? ?? ????? ????? ???????? ?? ???????? ???? ?? ????? ????????. ??? ??? ????? ?? ?? ?????? ???? ????? ??? ????????? ???? ????? ???? ??? ????????? ?????? ?????? ?? ???????. ????? ??????? ???? ?????? ???????.
        ?????? ?? ?????? ????? ?? ????? ???? ?? ????? ??? ?? ???? ??? ???? ???? ?? ??? ? ???? ??? ????? ??? ?????????

    • Egyptian February 6, 2011 at 7:27 AM #

      ?? ??? ???????? ?????? ????? ?????? ????? ???? ?? ?????? (?? ??? ??????) (??? ??? ??? ????) ????? .

      • freedom February 7, 2011 at 7:21 PM #

        ???????? ?? ??? ????? ??????? ?? ??? ??????? ??????? ????? ?????? ?? ????? ??????? ??? ???? ????? ????? ??????
        ???? ???? ??? ??????????? ???? ?????? ???????? ??????? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ??? ?????
        ????? ???? ??????? ???? ???? ???? ????? ??????? ????? ??? ????? ?????? ????????? ???? ????? ????? ????? ???????? ?????
        ?????? ????? ??? ????? ???? ?? ???? ?? ???? ???? ???????? ???????

    • Touhanasri February 7, 2011 at 1:54 AM #

      ??? ???? ?? ??????
      ? ???????? ????? ??????????

  32. KacemOujda February 5, 2011 at 7:01 PM #

    Mubarak Humuliate himself and not EGYPTE nor ARABS

  33. nasser February 5, 2011 at 7:01 PM #

    NO DEAR EGYPTIANS ,grow up ,i m egyptian too ,but he made fun of himself by not supporting science and technology ,he supports police men $40,000,000,000 and $10,000 000 000 for health and education .

  34. Egyptian February 5, 2011 at 2:38 PM #

    I’m Egyptian and i really hate him but please don’t make fun of him or our country or u will lose all your Egyptian readers,,,,although he screwed up Egypt but we cant forget that he is a war hero and the joke is extremely silly

  35. Ambalath Jabbar February 5, 2011 at 11:01 AM #

    Good story keep it up

  36. Egy February 5, 2011 at 8:37 AM #

    Very silly !!!!!

  37. Taha February 5, 2011 at 7:45 AM #

    hey im Egyptian and I hate Mubarak, but please don’t make fun of my country or my president, and your joke is silly btw.

  38. Tamer_cool February 5, 2011 at 6:22 AM #

    Dont make fun of our leader!!!!!!

    • freedom February 10, 2011 at 1:15 AM #

      a person who starves his people and steals 70 billion dollars is not called a leader ! , unless you are the same type of a person and do that to your children , do you take your childrens money to enjoy yourself with it ?!

  39. Hosein45 February 5, 2011 at 6:21 AM #

    that’s cool!!!!

    • Egyptian February 5, 2011 at 9:21 AM #

      Mubarak insulted himself and all Egyptians. If he has a little bit of dignity he should leave, Just go dont look back