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Why Don’t You Consult a Veterinary Doctor, Dear ?

WHY DON’T YOU CONSULT A VETERINARY DOCTOR ?

A man working in an IT company 🏢 became sick… He consulted many multi facility hospitals 🏥… Still couldn’t get cured… He was sad… Then his wife 👩advised him, “why don’t you consult a veterinary doctor?”   He was shocked 😨😳… He screamed at her.. Are you mad… 😡 She spoke softly nothing happened to me…. It is you having problem.. You wake up early in the morning 🌞 like cock 🐔, take half bath like a crow , eat something like a monkey 🐒,  then run to office like a race horse 🐴🐎, you work like a donkey 🐺,   there u scream to your juniors like a wild bear 🐻,   evening 🌝 you reach home and bark at us like a dog 🐕,   then you eat like a crocodile 🐊, 🌚 you go to bed and sleep like a buffalo 🐃 😴😴………. That’s the reason why I asked you to meet a veterinary doctor…… The man just sat 😳

now wife asked “Why are you looking at me like an owl?” 😂

THE CONFIDENTIAL FAX SHEET

Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”

Employee: “Yeah, a little bit. What’s wrong, Sir?”

Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”

Employee: “How did you load the sheet?”

Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”

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One Response to Why Don’t You Consult a Veterinary Doctor, Dear ?

  1. Abdul Matin Sheikh August 1, 2015 at 5:31 PM #

    Really Very Very Funny.