10 Hilarious One-Liners You Will Love !

10 Best and Latest One-Liners about Husband and Wife you will love to read !

#1
If a man suggests that you take a break from vacuuming the living room and relax
what it means is he can’t hear the TV

#2
Wife: What do you miss the most in your life ?
Husband: Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most

#3
When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why.

#4
Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that… ‘This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose’

#5
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman
who enjoys spending money, and that is enjoy earning it.

#6
Men lie about their jobs, drive cars they can’t afford, wear toupees and loose shirts
that hide their stomachs, and say they want a “real woman” Hypocrisy ???

#7
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

#8
Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

#9
Children – You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

#10
The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you’re sick of him.