Is there a Floppy Inside ?
Customer: “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won’t boot properly.”
Tech Support: “What does it say?”
Customer: “Something about an error and non-system disk.”
Tech Support: “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”
Customer: “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”
Why is Boss Happy with the Employee
Boss comes up to an employee:
Yesterday you did a great job ! In just one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!
Employee: Thanks Boss, that’s because Facebook was shut down for the whole day.
Beneficial App For Husbands
After massive demand from all husbands…
A new app called. “Fear” is launched on iphone 6
You just say…. “Wife”
and it immediately closes all websites,
hides all chats,,
shuts down all games,
and deletes chat history!
and best of all,
it puts your wife’s photograph as a wallpaper
Note: This is a “limited edition” app. Get one today ! 😛