Why can’t the Tortoise fly?
Once upon a time in a jungle, a little Tortoise decided to climb the tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.
After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground again.
The poor Tortoise tried again and again, while two birds sitting on a branch watched his failed attempts.
Finally, the male bird turned to his mate and said “Honey,” he twittered, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
Who Are You ?
A Tiger was throwing a pre-wedding party to his friends
A cat came & wished him
Tiger asked, “Who are you?
Cat said I was also a tiger before I got married.
What was that Loud Bang ?
Dumbo and his friend were travelling by train. Dumbo is lying on the upper berth and his friend on the lower berth. Suddenly there was a loud bang! Friend asked:
Friend: What has fell down?
Dumbo: My shirt!
Friend: Why so loud then?
Dumbo: I did not take them off.