A guy walks into a hotel and asks the receptionist, “Isn’t that Bush and Obama sitting over there?”
The receptionist says, “That’s right”
So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”
Bush says, “We’re planning World War 3. And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Bush says, “Well, this time we’re going to kill 200 million Iraqis and one Barber”
The guy exclaimed, “A Barber! Why kill a Barber?”
Bush turns to Obama, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See! I told you no one would worry about the 200 million Iraqis!”
Bush Fell While Jogging
One day George Bush was out jogging in parkway when he tripped and accidentally fell from a ridge into a very cold creek.
Three boys, playing along the creek, saw this and without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river.
After cleaning up he said, “Young boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I’ll give it to you.”
The first boy said, “Please, I’d like a ticket to England!”
“No problem, I’ll ask Air Force One to take you there” said Bush.
“I’d like to have a pair of Nike Air Mag” the second boy said.
“I’ll buy them myself and give them to you,” said the grateful Bush.
“And I’d like a wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset” said the third boy.
“I’ll personally … wait a second, young man, you’re not handicapped! What do you need a wheelchair for?”
“No — but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.”