#1
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
#2
Man: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to You.
Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio!’
#3
When Bosses Tell Jokes
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.
Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
“What’s the matter?” asked the Boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?”
“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving Friday.”
#4
Women never understand !
A man was driving a car,a woman was trying to overtake him.
Man: “Hey, Buffalo!”
Woman Shouts back: “You Donkey, Monkey, Idiot!”
Then she runs over the buffalo crossing the road.
Moral: Women never understand what men say!
good
the last one is really great
Very funny.
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