Two lions escape from a zoo.
One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle.
The other was born in the zoo itself – so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.
Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured – and returned to the zoo.
A month passes, then two, three…..
but city-lion is not traceable!
Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo.
Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.
Jungle-lion: For God’s sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?!
City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar ! (Nothing much, dude!)
I just went to a government office and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.
Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?
City-lion: Oh! there was an unlimited supply of government servants.
Whenever I ate one, they hired five more.
Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.
Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?
City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar… (I did just one mistake…)
One day I ate the chai-wala (Tea Seller).
The whole office stopped working.
They launched a massive hunt for the Chaiwala.
And I got caught!!!