Dumbo: I couldn’t sleep all night in the train.
Friend: Why ?
Dumbo: I got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn’t you swap your seat with the lower berth passenger?
Dumbo: Because there was nobody there to swap in the lower berth
Dumbo: why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Dumbo: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Dumbo gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out,climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this everyday.
Dumbo: I’ve been promoted as branch manager.
Dumbo was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
good jokes
Nice
U know what: some of the Dumbo jokes are actually well reasoned. in fact when asked salary expected? when we think about it “yes” is a polite reply too instead of writing $1m.