Hope you enjoy these short hilarious jokes !
Teacher: What happened in 1809 ?
Dumbo: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1815 ?
Dumbo: Abraham Lincoln was 6 years old
Dumbo visits his Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Friend says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies.
Dumbo goes to China to find the meaning of his friend’s last words.
It is “You ARE STANDNG ON THe OXYGEN TUBE!”
Dumbo found the answer to the most difficult question ever
What come first, Chicken or egg ?
Dumbo: It’s so simple, whatever you order first will come first
Dumbo was writing something very slowly.
Friend asks, “Why are you writing so slowly ?”
Dumbo says, “I am writing to my 6 years old son, he can’t read very fast”
Dumbo at an Art Gallery, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?”
Art Dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror !