#1
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
#2
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
#3
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
#4
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
#5
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
#6
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
#7
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
#8
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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For #4, I would rather take money than….. 😛
Nice ‘jokes’ and sayings.
Hvng had to deal with it several times I think the #4 one is VERY relevant. It is sooooo difficult to turn down a friend while asking oneself: ” WHY did this guy have to ask me this?”.