A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more oil!
Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more oil.
Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE OIL? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt! USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’
The wife stared at him. ‘What in the world is wrong with you? She said, ‘You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’
The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.’
A friend asked a lady: “I suppose you carry a momento of some sort in that locket of yours?”
“Yes, a strand of my husband’s hair.”
“But your husband’s still alive!”
“Yes, but his hair’s gone.”
It takes a Thousand workers to build a Castle,
A Million soldiers to protect a Country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME!
Let’s all Thank…… the MAID !
Man to friend: ” The doctor told my wife she should do some exercise.”
Friend: “And is she doing this?
Man: “Well, she is – if jumping to conclusions and running up bills can be called exercise!”.