4 Hilarious Jokes – Have A Good Laugh !

#1
Wife : Honey, Look! A Thief has entered our Kitchen
and he is eating all the Cake that I made yesterday
Husband: Whom Should I Call, the Police or the Ambulance ?

#2
Boy: what’s your age ?
Girl: You shouldn’t ask a girl about her age !
Boy: what’s your email address ?
Girl: [email protected] 😀

#3
When husband does Something Wrong
Wife : You broke my favorite lamp ??!!!
Husband : It was an accident, I didn’t mean to !!
Wife : I can’t believe you did this.
Husband : I’m Sorry !!

When Wife does Something Wrong
Husband : You lost my car keys ??!!!
Wife : It was an accident, I didn’t mean to !!
Husband : I can’t believe you did this.
Wife : I already feel bad about it, stop making me feel worse !!
Husband : I’m Sorry !!

#4
If you advise him, he thinks you are dominating.
If you don’t, you are not doing anything.

If you agree to all his likes, you are sweet.
If you don’t, you are not understanding.

If he calls you, he is missing you.
If you call, you are disturbing him.

If he asks you anything, it’s his right.
If you ask, you are interfering.

If he cares, he loves you
But if you care, you are very possessive.

And he says “women are confusing!”

HATS OFF to all the Wives around the world
for tolerating this species called “HUSBANDS”!! 😀