As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side…
You know what Rihana ?”
“What dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
“I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck.”
Husband, Wife and TV !
Wife: Is that Bret Lee?
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have an actor brother.
Wife: What about Bruce Lee?
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Punjab.
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter.
Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Husband: 80 in 40 balls.
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball..
Husband turns off the TV.
Wife turns it on and watches ‘Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi’**
Husband: Who is the Saas and who is bahu in it ?
Wife: Your Mother and me. Don’t you dare disturb me!!
The look on Husband’s face: Priceless 😛
** Note: Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi (Meaning: Because a Mother-in-Law was once a Daughter-in-law too) – An Indian drama that run for more than 8 years (more than 1500 episodes), which was stopped airing after the court orders.