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3 Hilarious Jokes That Will Make Your Day !

#1
When I went to the dentist last month, he told me that he has to pull one of my teeth. I asked him how much it’s going to cost? He replied, “1000 Rupees!” I said “1000 Rupees !? It only takes one minute !” He smiled and replied, “I could make it take a lot longer if you want!!!”


coffin#2
One night a Coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.

Some Police officers saw him and wanted to make some money off him so they stopped him and asked “Hey! what are you carrying and where are you going” ?

The man said
(You will love the answer)

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“I do not like where I was buried so I am relocating”
The Police Officers Fainted !!!

#3
I hired a new maid last year but she wasn’t doing a great job. I called her into the study and told that I was sorry, but I was going to have to let her go. I tipped her an extra 200 Rupees and thanked her for her services. As she was leaving she threw a 100 Rupee note to our dog, Tommy. I asked her, “What was that for?” She replied, “Can’t forget my helper! Tommy has a great tongue, and always helped me do the dishes !”

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9 Responses to 3 Hilarious Jokes That Will Make Your Day !

  1. kvkarunakaran November 16, 2014 at 6:26 PM #

    very good

  2. mad November 1, 2014 at 7:16 PM #

    thanks to the dog.. hahahhhhaaa

    • Sana - Editor FFJ November 1, 2014 at 7:58 PM #

      Hahaha

      • yangtcho November 7, 2014 at 5:55 PM #

        hi hi hi hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha hon hon hon………………………..wak wak wak

  3. ERNE October 31, 2014 at 10:23 PM #

    I HAPPENED TO READ IT IN THE MORNING SO MY DAY WAS REALLY MADE TO THE FULLEST!

    • Sana - Editor FFJ November 1, 2014 at 7:57 PM #

      Oh that’s really good to know. Your positive comments keep us motivated 🙂

  4. sharif123 October 31, 2014 at 2:42 PM #

    Good