Q: How do you tell if someone has an iPhone 6 ?
A: Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.
When you fall down and your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and you hear a crack, you’ll just be thinking “God ! please let that be my leg”
iPhone users who have been saying “I love my small iPhone, Android phones are too big for me” all these years… Apple just orphaned you with the launch of iPhone 6!
Q: Who is more excited than Apple with the launch of iPhone 6 ?
A: ebay, OLX, Quickr as people will sell old phones, cars, houses etc to buy iPhone 6.
The iPhone 6 auto-focuses in half the time as compared to the iPhone 5 that means you can now look stupid in all your selfies twice as fast.
An iPhone fan updated his Facebook status “A kidney on sale because iPhone 6 is here !” Isn’t that great ?! You do not have to sell both your kidneys.
If you need any help with your new iPhone 6, just ask an android user, they have been using the same stuff for years.
If you are born poor, it’s not your mistake, but if you die poor, it’s Apple’s mistake
They say new iPhone 6 is like twice as fast as iPhone 5 which means you’re gonna be twice as distracted
By the way, Will you be buying an iphone 6 for yourself ? 😉
If you have any other iPhone facts(jokes) please do share them with us in the comments below