The Trained Professoinals
After his return from London, Bob couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area.
He went to the lost luggage section and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the baggage carousel.
She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.
Then she asked Bob, “Has your plane arrived yet?”
My Ex-Wife
A Young wife says to her husband:
Now that we’re married, you should better stop
playing golf. Think about it – if we sell all
the sticks, we can afford to buy new furniture
for our living room.
Husband: You sound like my ex-wife.
Wife: Ex-wife??? You did not tell me that
you were married to someone before!
Husband: I was not, you`ll be my ex soon.
Mouthology
A Scientist was travelling by boat. On his way he
asked the sailor: “Do you know Biology?
The sailor said, “No”
Then the Scientist asked “How about Ecology ?
The sailor said, “No”
Scientist: “Do you know
Geology and oceanology at least ?
The sailor said NO again.
The Scientist said: What the hell do you know on
earth? You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking.
The Sailor asked: “Do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The Scientist said “No”
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your bodyology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
Didn’t Get First Joke
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