#1
Boss says to his young new Secretary:
Excellent, you did only two mistakes !
Now write the second word…
#2
Husband asks wife:
Why did you start making steaks different sizes ?
Wife: Honey, didn’t you ask for some diversity in our daily diet ?!
#3
In the midst of recession, everywhere are layoffs and pay cuts.
An employee says to his boss:
I know why you always complain about my work. You want to fire me,
so when they cut your position you get mine.
#4
During the day when wife looks in the mirror:
I need to lose some weight,so my husband loves me more.
Night time when she opens refrigerator:
Well, if he really loves me, he`ll love me as I am.
good
Really hilarious jokes.
Thanks for sharing.
You are welcome 🙂
I don’t get the first one :/
Get a beautiful assistant, the joke will be clear
hahahahahaha 😀