Doctor to lady: Give your husband healthy food breakfast,
be pleasant and always in good mood, just don’t discuss your problems,
no TV serial, don’t demand new clothes and gold jewels,
don’t ask him to take you out for dinner.
Do this for 1 year & he will be just fine.
On the way home…
Husband: What did the Doctor say ?
Wife: No hopes of your survival
The best quote of advertisement
written in front of a beauty parlor :
“Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might be your grand mother”
Irony of life:
The lawyer hopes you get into trouble,
The doctor hopes you get sick,
The police hopes you become a criminal,
The teacher hopes you are born stupid, the landlord hopes you don’t buy a house
The dentist hope your tooth decays,
The mechanic hope your car breakdown
The coffin maker wants you dead.
Only a Thief wishes you “prosperity in life” and also wishes” you have a sound sleep”