Why did Dumbo throw butter out of the window?
‘Cause Dumbo wanted to see “Butterfly”
It’s Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone
In Your Dreams, That’s Why I Wake Up
With A Smile Everyday ! 😀
Son: Hey Dad ! Can I ask you a question ?
Dad: But son, you just did!
Son: Haha okay, Can I ask you two questions ?
Dad: But you already did !
Son: Okay, ummm…..can I ask four questions ?
Dad: You just did Again !
Son: But When, Dad ?
Dad: Now ! 😛
Wife: Honey ! Tell me two things, one of which should make me happy
and the other one should make me angry
Husband:
1. Darling, You are “MY LIFE” !
2. Shame upon such a LIFE
Son: Dad, Can I watch TV ?
Dad: Sure ! But don’t turn it on !
Very funny jokes indeed.
you succeeded to draw smile on my face
The funny thing about some of these jokes are that they are so bad, it makes me laugh how bad they are
VERY FUNNY,
THANKS FOR SHARING.