Teacher: Well, what if someone forcibly takes away 3 of them,
how many would you have left then ?
Johnny: 10 and a dead body.
Chess and Reality
Chess says everything about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
Man outside telephone booth: Excuse me Sir !
You have been holding the phone for 20 mins and haven’t spoken a word.
Man inside: I’m talking to my wife
Obama says,”There is no word like “IMPOSSIBLE” in my dictionary”
Dumbo: It’s no use telling now. You should have checked for it before buying your dictionary”